serving_love: (oh god)
Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-01-07 03:23 pm

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...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
Someone has one up right now actually. How do we trick him into it?

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm just going to tell him do it. That should work, right? If not I'll burn his shorts until he agrees.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Maybe. Worth a shot, I guess?

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaaah, I didn't really think that would.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
I got him to put his name up!

But he doesn't want to do dares. We'll have to get him REALLY drunk... oh wait he can't drink. Well fuck.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
He's just a stick in the mud. So boring.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... boring!

We could spike his drinks but that's probably too much.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
...spike his--what the heck are you TALKING about??

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
To get him drunk. Then he'd be more susceptible.

Never mind, it was a joke.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
He's not supposed to drink, though. Not for a couple more days, at least, and then it'll be too late.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I said that. Then I was saying we could slip him the alcohol so he doesn't even know it but that's too much.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
...yeaaah. We couldn't do that.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I mean my crew we could but we're a little more... uh... diabolical than you guys.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
...what is it with you and always wanting to burn stuff...

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Burning stuff is the solution to everything. Except when it's 42.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're kidding, right? ...what?

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. Got a giant gaping chest wound? Cauterize it! There's a pirate ship in the way? BURN IT! *_*

Nothing! One of Marco's books I borrowed. Don't ask.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Got a giant gaping chest wound? Get Chopper to fix it. There's a pirate ship in the way? Go another way.

There, I fixed that for you.

...okay, I won't.

[identity profile] inyourf-ace.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What if Chopper isn't there and there isn't any way around it? Aha!

It's a really good book series.