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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Hn. Good luck with that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Definitely can't be as bad as wearing a bra on your head.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che, shut up, I was still halfway concussed when I made that bet. And I think the nurse's outfit was way worse.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

No way!

....

Shut up!

Fuck. Really?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mini-dress barely covering your ass, leopard print stockings?...Yeeeeah. That's why I didn't let the cook pick.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

It wasn't that bad. I've worn worse. The red thong and fruit hat was certainly memorable enough.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...PFFT.

...And you think you can keep more humiliating things from happening to you, why?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Well I handle it better!

Keep grinning and no one knows it bothers you.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's how I planned to handle these dares. Well, less grinning and more ribbing the cook about his. The only one that really bugs me is the goddamn cake. Ugh.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. He's making you cake. I'd kill to have Sanji make me a cake.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Like he hasn't made you any before. I hate sweet stuff. Makes me gag like nothing else.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Only if I'm extra nice. Seriously what did you do to get on his good side so much. I could do it too...

You're pretty weird sometimes. It's not like you have to eat it. Or was that a dare?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was a dare, so it's not that I'm on his good side.

And it's not that weird. ...I'm sure that someday I'll find somebody else who hates the stuff as much as I do.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

So I have to pretend to hate cake. Damn it, I can't do that.

Sugar? I doubt it. It's brain food. Glucose. Burns nice and quickly. What's not to love?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Heh, pretend to hate cake and then lose a bet in poker. Yeah, you'll just have to ask him like normal.

...It's too sweet. Makes me want to scrape it off my tongue, n'then it just sits in your stomach. If you like it you're obviously not gonna get it. Isn't there any food you can't stand?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Yeah just easier. Maybe I can bribe him for one since I'm bringing supplies.

Hm.
Turnips. A few vegetables but turnips and brussel sprouts. I really hate brussel sprouts. I like salad in general though. And.... everything else I can think of.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Maybe. We just left an island, though.

Hm. Not a total food-vacuum like Luffy, then. Anyway, just imagine turnips and brussel sprouts = all sweet things.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

He said he's been making a lot of cookies but yeah that's why I won't be there until Tuesday. Save the bra on head and dress until then!

Just mostly. Besides no one can eat like Luffy. Not even Jii-jii. Luffy turns into a beach ball.
No can do. If they were sweet they wouldn't be bitter and gross.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

We now have an obscene amount of cookies. It's the smoking withdrawal. Not even beach-ball Luffy and the dinosaur can eat them all, so maybe we will need supplies.

Hn. No way. If you come too late it's your own fault.

Just in the sense of "I'll gag if I eat them," moron.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

He mentioned that. What dinosaur?

Damn it. Fine. When it is?

I can still eat them as long as they're covered in ketchup.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

The little dino-in-boots that follows the samurai Goemon around. Smart thing, he's been around the network. And he's visiting Sunny.

Dunno, the delivery is supposed to take around a week. Next weekend? Why should I tell you, anyway; m'not warning you if it comes early.

...That's weirder than not liking them ever.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Goemon showed me the egg before it hatched! I can't wait to meet him! Is Goemon going to be there too?

Asshole. I'll be fast.

Is not! Ketchup is good! Hot sauce too!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, just Yoshi...Come to think of it, m'not really sure how he got here.

...On turnips and brussel sprouts.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

That's weird. Grand Line, anything can happen, I guess.

Well, yeah! Because then you can't taste it so it doesn't matter!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Stranger things.

That...actually makes sense.