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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

FUCK OFF, PORTGAS!

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Please?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

NO.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Aw come on! You got to see me in that stupid nurse's uniform!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I wasn't on your ship, and that was your nakamas' fault, anyway. Like I wanted to see you in that thing, ugh.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Please? I promise not to make any catcalls or anything!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...You've already been invited over, I can see.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

I'll be good.

Maybe one little whistle, but only if you're hot.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't think I have to worry about that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Now I'm going to do it just because.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Thanks a lot.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

So this dress Nami picked out, what color is it?

ooc: actually, she secretly switched the order b/c the one he picked was too boring, XD

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

She didn't pick it out, she just rented it for me, charging an obscene amount of money, as usual. And it's a kimono.

ooc: lol nice XD

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it have been easier to just let Sanji pick?

At least then you wouldn't have to pay interest.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che. Maybe, but he'd pick something completely unbearable.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Michiko says you have to wear a bra on your head too.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Not at the same time!! That was a completely different bet!

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I want to see that one too!!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che, damn...whatsitcalled...schadenfreude. Clearly I need to make a bigger deal the next time something humiliating happens to you

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... I'll just have to make sure nothing humiliating ever happens to me again.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Hn. Good luck with that.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Definitely can't be as bad as wearing a bra on your head.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che, shut up, I was still halfway concussed when I made that bet. And I think the nurse's outfit was way worse.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

No way!

....

Shut up!

Fuck. Really?

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Mini-dress barely covering your ass, leopard print stockings?...Yeeeeah. That's why I didn't let the cook pick.