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[serving_love]

...Hm.

It could look worse, I guess.

...

Actually.

No. It couldn't.

Goddammit. Whatever.

ANYWAY. Straw Hats, we kinda need to...go pick someone up. I told him we'd be there in...oh...negative five weeks. Ahah. Nami-sa—er. Na...mi.....nngh - she says we're leaving right after lunch. So get your shit together!


P.S. I haven't had a cigarette in almost three days. You've been warned. Not that you NEED to be warned, because I'm totally fine.

P.P.S. Chopper says he's gonna take my stitches out tomorrow. THANK FUCK.

P.P.P.S. Zoro is an idiot.



[ooc: SO SANJI NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS. Minus the smile. As he is none too pleased at the moment, haha. \o/]

Comments

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Better or worse?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I think Zoro in high heels would be hilarious! The strappy kind.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY! We have to find a way to make this happen!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can get him to play truth or dare...

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Someone has one up right now actually. How do we trick him into it?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I meant!

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Let's do it!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sure!

....how?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

... I'm just going to tell him do it. That should work, right? If not I'll burn his shorts until he agrees.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Uh. Maybe. Worth a shot, I guess?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

It's not working!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yeaaah, I didn't really think that would.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I got him to put his name up!

But he doesn't want to do dares. We'll have to get him REALLY drunk... oh wait he can't drink. Well fuck.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He's just a stick in the mud. So boring.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Yeah... boring!

We could spike his drinks but that's probably too much.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...spike his--what the heck are you TALKING about??

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

To get him drunk. Then he'd be more susceptible.

Never mind, it was a joke.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

He's not supposed to drink, though. Not for a couple more days, at least, and then it'll be too late.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I know. I said that. Then I was saying we could slip him the alcohol so he doesn't even know it but that's too much.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...what is it with you and always wanting to burn stuff...

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Burning stuff is the solution to everything. Except when it's 42.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right? ...what?

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Not really. Got a giant gaping chest wound? Cauterize it! There's a pirate ship in the way? BURN IT! *_*

Nothing! One of Marco's books I borrowed. Don't ask.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Got a giant gaping chest wound? Get Chopper to fix it. There's a pirate ship in the way? Go another way.

There, I fixed that for you.

...okay, I won't.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

What if Chopper isn't there and there isn't any way around it? Aha!

It's a really good book series.