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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Because one, I'm apparently talking to myself. And two, I know I wouldn't have made a post like THIS on NAMI-SAN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

What the hell, man??!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, right! I--I didn't forget!! I was just really distracted, okay??! I still AM! WHAT THE HELL, SANJI.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You know what's distracting? Your fucking NOSE is FUCKING DISTRACTING.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up.

Where the hell do you keep your cigarettes, I'm DYING here.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...Probably still in my pants pocket from yesterday. And those were rather hastily taken off, so - guess they're on the floor somewhere?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...that's better. How many of these things do you usually smoke in a day, anyway? Jeez.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

........Uh. A lot.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...maybe I can cut down a little.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Ha, yeah, good luck.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I want one.

But I don't.

This is really freaking weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't you DARE get me addicted to them too!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

One or two won't get you addicted.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I'm pretty sure this is your fault somehow.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT??!?! It's not like I ASKED to wake up and have wimpy legs and stupid hair and what am I WEARING and, and--

What the shit happened???

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW???? It definitely isn't MY fault though!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. We - shit.

Look, this has happened to people before. Doesn't it just...wear off??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right. Yeah. That's how it seems to go...

BUT WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN THIS TIME??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!!!!!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sanjiiiiii...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Usooooopp.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...my hair isn't stupid.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. You have HORRIBLE bedhead, it's all over the place!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's--you just have to brush it!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

My pants are too long on you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Roll them up?

Mine are too short on you. It's okay, though.