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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Right. Yeah. That's how it seems to go...

BUT WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN THIS TIME??

THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!!!!!!!!

Sanjiiiiii...

Usooooopp.

You didn't eat any...blue mangoes or orange pineapples or whatever other crazy shit there is out here, did you?

NO! I wouldn't touch weird-colored fruit with a ten-foot pole!

I mostly just eat whatever you make, anyway.

I only made that cobbler.

.....With the EXTREMELY NORMAL LOOKING fruit.

...HOW extremely normal?

It didn't have a funny color. They were selling in the market!

One of those viking guys says it was trolls.

...Uh-huh. Because we come across trolls so fucking often.

Well, I DON'T KNOW! If if wasn't a weird fruit, and it wasn't trolls, what WAS it???

Did you piss off a wizard or anything?

NO!!

...not that I know of.

I'm clueless, then.

Did anybody else have any of that cobbler? You're SURE it was normal fruit, right?? What did you put in it?

...No, it was just you and-- I mean. It was native to the last island, I hadn't seen it before, so I made you try it before I let anyone else have any! And then we were talking and - I think we just finished it off, didn't we? I was going to make more today for everyone else!

...great.

I'm moving that cobbler up to the top of the list of possible reasons for this.

People need to put WARNINGS on shit like that.

...If that's what it was. Which I'm sure it's not.

What kind of fruit was it? Maybe we can look it up or something.

...I need more cigarettes, too. Where do you keep them?

...I don't remember - they looked sort of like peaches. Except, you know. They weren't.

You're out already? Geez. My locker, top shelf. Or one of the drawers in the galley has some, too. And there might be half of another pack in one of my coat pockets.

...great. Is that really all there is to go on?

Hey, it's been a long day! I'll...start cutting back tomorrow. Uhm. Assuming I'm still YOU tomorrow.

I thought I wrote down what they were called, but I can't find where I put that paper. Dammit.

Uh-huh. Of course you will.

It's gotta be around here SOMEWHERE. I mean, you didn't throw it out or anything, right?

What? I bet I could cut down! You don't think I can?

Not that I know of! Shit, I don't know where it is. Goddammit.

No, I really don't. Did you?