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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...my taste buds are not STUPID. Mushrooms are just gross.

Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it, things DO taste a little different now. Not bad or anything, but...

I just thought it was because I wasn't used to the cigarettes, but that probably doesn't make sense, because your body IS.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

They're stupid. They're VERY STUPID.

With your broadened and more refined palate now, you should be able to enjoy a completely new range of high-class food!! LIKE ANYTHING WITH MUSHROOMS IN IT. Might as well enjoy it while you can.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up.

Ewww. No way.

By the way. I've only had...37 cigarettes since lunch. That's TWO less than yesterday.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna make a mushroom casserole for dinner tonight and you're going to LOVE it.

You might actually be smoking MORE than me. I think I average around 30 to 35.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll pick them out!

...seriously? jdshafjk well it's not like I KNOW, I just have one when I start to feel a little twitchy.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!!

Twitchy? I don't do twitchy. I'm not...ENTIRELY dependent on cigarettes! I think.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

THAT'S JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO TRICK YOU INTO EATING DISGUSTING THINGS!!!

I'm...not so sure about that.