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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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It's gotta be around here SOMEWHERE. I mean, you didn't throw it out or anything, right?

What? I bet I could cut down! You don't think I can?

Not that I know of! Shit, I don't know where it is. Goddammit.

No, I really don't. Did you?

...I'll start tomorrow.

You said that yesterday.

I think your hands just kind of light up a new one automatically! Before I even notice, I'm smoking again.

...Yes, well. They're well-trained.

Tomorrow though. Seriously.

...you haven't smoked, have you?

...I - maybe. Just one. Except I nearly hacked up a lung...forgot what it was like to be a beginner. I only did because it felt weird NOT to!

...that isn't too bad, I guess. I suppose it WOULD be weird to just suddenly not have to. It's weird to smoke this much, that's for sure.

Just gotta get used to breathing in all this fresh air.

Come on, that's a GOOD thing!

...Food kinda tastes different, though. That's a bit worrisome.

Different HOW? Everything seemed fine at lunch and dinner.

I tried making mushroom risotto for dinner and it was one of the most vile things I've ever had.

...that's because mushrooms are terrible.

No they're not, your taste buds are just stupid.

...But it wasn't just that, I mean, everything was a little different here and there and I remember the old man yelling at me for smoking saying it would dull my sense of taste so I was trying to figure out if stuff was different like THAT or if you just like things differently or - shit, I don't even know.

...my taste buds are not STUPID. Mushrooms are just gross.

Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it, things DO taste a little different now. Not bad or anything, but...

I just thought it was because I wasn't used to the cigarettes, but that probably doesn't make sense, because your body IS.

They're stupid. They're VERY STUPID.

With your broadened and more refined palate now, you should be able to enjoy a completely new range of high-class food!! LIKE ANYTHING WITH MUSHROOMS IN IT. Might as well enjoy it while you can.

Oh, shut up.

Ewww. No way.

By the way. I've only had...37 cigarettes since lunch. That's TWO less than yesterday.

I'm gonna make a mushroom casserole for dinner tonight and you're going to LOVE it.

You might actually be smoking MORE than me. I think I average around 30 to 35.

I'll pick them out!

...seriously? jdshafjk well it's not like I KNOW, I just have one when I start to feel a little twitchy.

THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!!

Twitchy? I don't do twitchy. I'm not...ENTIRELY dependent on cigarettes! I think.

THAT'S JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAY TO TRICK YOU INTO EATING DISGUSTING THINGS!!!

I'm...not so sure about that.

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