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[serving_love]

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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?








...I really need a cigarette.

Comments

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT??!?! It's not like I ASKED to wake up and have wimpy legs and stupid hair and what am I WEARING and, and--

What the shit happened???

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW???? It definitely isn't MY fault though!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. We - shit.

Look, this has happened to people before. Doesn't it just...wear off??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right. Yeah. That's how it seems to go...

BUT WHAT IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN THIS TIME??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

THAT IS NOT AN OPTION!!!!!!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Sanjiiiiii...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Usooooopp.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You didn't eat any...blue mangoes or orange pineapples or whatever other crazy shit there is out here, did you?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

NO! I wouldn't touch weird-colored fruit with a ten-foot pole!

I mostly just eat whatever you make, anyway.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I only made that cobbler.

.....With the EXTREMELY NORMAL LOOKING fruit.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...HOW extremely normal?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It didn't have a funny color. They were selling in the market!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

One of those viking guys says it was trolls.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...my hair isn't stupid.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yes it is. You have HORRIBLE bedhead, it's all over the place!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's--you just have to brush it!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

My pants are too long on you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Roll them up?

Mine are too short on you. It's okay, though.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

........The hell it is!!!! Don't you DARE wear those shitty things!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well what the hell am I SUPPOSED to wear??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

MY CLOTHES, DUMBASS.

But if you'd really rather not wear a suit...there's a pair of sweatpants in my locker. I GUESS you can wear those.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...sweatpants? Pass.

I'll just look around in your locker for something, if you INSIST I have to wear your clothes.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well I need something to sleep in. Occasionally.

I INSIST you wear clothes that fit, that's all. And don't make me look like a goddamn clown.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hey, I want my goggles back, too.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Take 'em. I think I left them down in your workshop.