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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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That's--you just have to brush it!

My pants are too long on you.

Roll them up?

Mine are too short on you. It's okay, though.

........The hell it is!!!! Don't you DARE wear those shitty things!!!

Well what the hell am I SUPPOSED to wear??

MY CLOTHES, DUMBASS.

But if you'd really rather not wear a suit...there's a pair of sweatpants in my locker. I GUESS you can wear those.

...sweatpants? Pass.

I'll just look around in your locker for something, if you INSIST I have to wear your clothes.

Well I need something to sleep in. Occasionally.

I INSIST you wear clothes that fit, that's all. And don't make me look like a goddamn clown.

Yeaaah. Thanks for remembering to wear them last night. Except. You know. Not.

...I don't dress like a CLOWN.

Oh sure, next time we decide to magically switch bodies, I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER PANTS.

Fine. Let's just say "no overalls" and leave it at that.

You do that.

Okay, okay. Whatever. No overalls.

Hey, I want my goggles back, too.

Take 'em. I think I left them down in your workshop.

It just feels weird not wearing them.

...

My hair's not bothering you, is it?

How do you SEE like this? I miss having DEPTH-PERCEPTION.

Years of practice.

You could brush it out of the way, you know. But it'd probably just make things worse.

I tried that. It just flops back into place.

Wet it first?

I guess I could try putting it up in a bandana.

...The horror.

But seriously, I'm telling you, it'll just make things worse.

...how?

...Just. It's not like you'll be able to actually see well out of that eye.

...really? I thought you just--

Huh.

Mm. Easier to keep it covered, and eyepatches are so last century.