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Z-Zoro. Trying to smother me in my sleep. And I didn't stay to CHECK or anything, but he might have been NAKED!!

How did I even get back up here?? If this is supposed to be a joke, it isn't funny you guys! And--

Wait.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!?!?

...I really need a cigarette.

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Oh, right! I--I didn't forget!! I was just really distracted, okay??! I still AM! WHAT THE HELL, SANJI.

You know what's distracting? Your fucking NOSE is FUCKING DISTRACTING.

Oh, shut up.

Where the hell do you keep your cigarettes, I'm DYING here.

...Probably still in my pants pocket from yesterday. And those were rather hastily taken off, so - guess they're on the floor somewhere?

...that's better. How many of these things do you usually smoke in a day, anyway? Jeez.

........Uh. A lot.

...maybe I can cut down a little.

Ha, yeah, good luck.

Just SOME. This is seriously ridiculous.

Well you're freaking out, too, that's not helping any.

I guess. It--they kind of calm me down. A little.

A lot.

Dammit, I want one.

But I don't.

This is really freaking weird.

Hey! Don't you DARE get me addicted to them too!

One or two won't get you addicted.

You don't KNOW that! Besides, I LIKE having perfectly healthy lungs! It makes running a lot easier!

What makes you think I have a hard time running??

Well, I'm faster you. Normally.

Only because I didn't spend half my life running AWAY from shit.

Those were STRATEGIC RETREATS.

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