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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT HIM DRUNK?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I told him it was a bad idea, Nami-san!!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Why did he even do it?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...He wanted a drinking partner?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

And he chose Chopper...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because I didn't want to.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

He probably glammed it up for poor Chopper.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'll kick him in the face for it!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Just don't break anything.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......Why not?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh wait. On the ship?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Yes, you dork.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

But I have permission to break any part of Zoro?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Why did you get him drunk?!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Because that shithead ditched me.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

So you decided to get our DOCTOR drunk?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

He wanted to.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

And if something had happened and we needed him?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

He wasn't that bad.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Right.

So...how much did it take for him to get drunk?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Lets just say he got tipsy after only two shots of wine.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......................................Wine?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

No way. Really?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

FOUR!!