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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

So you decided to get our DOCTOR drunk?

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He wanted to.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

And if something had happened and we needed him?

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He wasn't that bad.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Right.

So...how much did it take for him to get drunk?

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Lets just say he got tipsy after only two shots of wine.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

......................................Wine?

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No?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WINE?!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, shitty fruit stuff.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YOU GOT INTO MY WINE RACK!!

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It was right there. Not like I had to work to get "into" it.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THAT--

I'm gonna kill you, marimo.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

No way. Really?

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We didn't stop there though.

Wha'd you expect.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

How much did he actually drink?

Honestly, not much. But more than that.

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Only a couple shots of my stuff.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

You're horrible, Zoro.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

He wanted to!

Blame the asshole cook.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

You're both telling me to blame the other. So how about I hold you BOTH responsible.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

FOUR!!

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I saw you wobble after two.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

THERE WAS NO WOBBLING!!

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Sure.

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

Maybe there was a little but that was because of the waves!