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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

You always say whatever the hell you wanna say. You're acting like a pansy lately.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Because lately the things I want to say don't make any sense!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

...what like. You suck at grammar lately?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Christ. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. Shit.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Gimmie an example.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Hell no.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Come on, I don't even know the difference between its and it's!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

One's a contraction.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

No shit. But I can never remember which one.

So what the hell is your problem.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

The one with the apostrophe, dumbass.

I don't KNOW. Leave it alone already.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Does it have to do with you not drinking with me anymore? And your brain being fucked up?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, something like that.