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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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It was right there. Not like I had to work to get "into" it.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THAT--

I'm gonna kill you, marimo.

WHAT THE FUCK DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE WORD LATER.

WELL I'M GONNA KILL YOU LATER THEN, SHITHEAD. THE WINE RACK IS OFF LIMITS!!!

WOULD YOU RATHER I HAD STARTED CHOPPER ON THE SHIT I DRINK?!

WINE GOES WITH FOOD, IDIOT.

And red wine can give you an even worse hangover than that tar-thinner shit you drink. You didn't give him any of THAT, did you?

Whatever. I had to teach him how to take a shot with something that wouldn't make him gag first, dumbass.

Yeah.

You could just ASK next time.

Oh, way to go, genius.

Didn't know where you were. Probably avoiding me again like a chicken.

What.

I wasn't avoiding you. I was probably below deck in my hammock!

Ugh, never mind.

Chicken shit.

Stop fucking doing that.

Fuck you.

Doing WHAT.

Saying things and then saying nevermind. You're pissing me the hell off.

I said never mind because you completely missed the point!

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ONLY JUST NOW.

WELL SHUT UP ABOUT WHATEVER OTHER TIMES YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Edited 2008-06-24 03:19 (UTC)

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I?!

WHY'S IT EVEN BOTHERING YOU SO MUCH?!

BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE YOU TO BE A CHICKEN ABOUT SAYING SHIT THAT WILL GET YOUR AS KICKED, BIG MOUTH.

I'M NOT BEING A CHICKEN ABOUT ANYTHING, ASSHOLE!!!!!

You always say whatever the hell you wanna say. You're acting like a pansy lately.

Because lately the things I want to say don't make any sense!

...what like. You suck at grammar lately?

...Christ. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. Shit.

Gimmie an example.