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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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Just don't break anything.

......Why not?

Oh wait. On the ship?

Yes, you dork.

But I have permission to break any part of Zoro?

If you can.

YOSH. No holding back then.

Looks like you'll have to go through Chopper first.

...Hm. I'll try to persuade him.

Anything with mass amounts of sugar might help.

Ahh, good idea. NAMI-SAN IS SO SMART~ ♥

Well, what can I say?

NO YOU DON'T!!!!

Nami-san said I do~

BUT I'M THE DOCTOR AND I SAY NO BREAKING ANY BONES!!

...How about bruising?

No!!!

I'll bake you a cake~

...What kind of cake??

Any kind you want!

HOORAY!! CAN I HAVE STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE??

Of course!

As long as I can put a bruise or two or twenty on the shitty swordsman.

...NO WAY!

Chopper, he's like a brick wall, it'll be FINE.

If I let you hurt him then it will be my fault!!