serving_love | (no subject)

…we have to lock the door. I don’t want Nami or someone coming in and seeing my butt!

Uh. W-well. Maybe you don’t HAVE to be mad. I think Kid was turning into a zebra when he was having one of his freakouts…

Oh, come on. It's just your butt.

So I have to...freak out?

...well, I don't want you going wild with jealousy if one of the other girls sees it, either.

Maybe? Or...I dunno. Maybe you just have to kind of...lose control a little. Somehow.

I think I could handle it.

Any ideas?

...yeah, you SAY that, but I'm pretty sure it'd be an ugly scene.

Mmhmm. Several.

If anyone were to be jealous it would be them of me.

Ooh. Like what?

...eheh. Well. That too.

Maybe I should just show you.

Hee.

Please do.

...anyway. We can lock the door, right? Just for a little bit?

All right. Maybe I WILL.

Yeah, that's fine. Lemme see.

Maybe?

Okay. ...it's not really that EXCITING or anything. I mean. Well, I guess I didn't really take much of a look at it either. Uh. Okay, is the door locked? I'm taking off my overalls.

Maybe.

I still want to see it!

...haha! It's like a little cotton ball! It's so cute!!!

Just maybe? Really?

Is it soft?

I wonder why you don't have a tail too.

Maybe you should convince me that it's a good idea first. ...I don't think I'll need MUCH convincing.

Haha! It is!

No idea.

So...what if I said please.

It's kinda hard to see it myself. I think I'd need a mirror or two to get a good look at it.

That's kinda too bad. I bet you'd look cute with a swishy kitty tail!

Mm. Maybe that and kiss...

Hahaha I could take a picture for you, if you want?

From what everyone else has said, it seems like the tails are just a pain in the ass. Literally.

I think I can do that.

Haha, do you think it's worth documenting like that? I dunno. I'll just look in the mirror when I take a bath later or something.

Really? Mine doesn't bother me.

There. Now I'm convinced!

I think it's definitely worth it!

Well yours is little!

So?

...haha. Well. Okay then.

Clearly I'm a superior...species. Or something. I dunno though, a long tail seems like it would be sorta fun to me.

Well. This is just a theory, but...let's see how it works.

Awesome. Pose!

I am a little curious, I guess. But I'm also glad that I didn't have to ruin any of my pants.

What are you gonna---GAH! AHAHA! STOPIT!

...r-right now?

Maybe you wouldn't have to. I bet some of those kinda...low-rise jeans you have would work. Like the tail could go over the top and--eh. I guess it doesn't really matter anyway.

NEVER!!

Right now! My camera is right here! Pose!

Maybe. I guess some of my jeans are pretty low. But yeah, you're right.

AHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T BREAT---

...pose how?

Naturally!