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.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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CHEESE!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

...jeez, again? What was so funny about THAT??

You're just adorable. That's all.

...is it the ears? The tail??

Oh, uhm. C-can I put my pants back on now? Seen enough?

Both.

Hahaha okay, sure.

Hm. W-well. Okay.

...oh, I almost forgot we locked the door. I'm kinda surprised no one's come knocking yet.

You have a little cotton tail and bunny ears, Usopp. It's cute.

I guess everyone's busy. Robin's probably in the library, Vivi's probably chasing off Hattori, Nami is probably...steering the ship or whatever, and Michiko is probably kicking Zoro.

Hm. Yeah, I guess that would look pretty cute on YOU, so…

…hahaha. I’m gonna pretend that’s what Michiko always does with her free time, now. That’s pretty funny.

Hahaha! Yes. Exactly.

Well she does do a lot of kicking. She and Sanji should exchange pointers or something. And donkeys kick a lot too. And Zoro was laughing at her a lot. So logical conclusion...

Well, you look pretty cute with your kitty ears, too. Hey, so I know you don’t have a tail, but…is it just the ears that are different for you? Sanji said he has FANGS. And…claws, kind of. I guess. …well, and obviously you’ve got that purring thing…

…heh. Yeah, jeez. Just imagine if Sanji actually taught her some of his stuff, that’d be—terrible. That would actually be terrible. Bad idea!!

Thanks. And yeah! My teeth are kind of sharper than usual. I keep accidentally biting my lip and making it bleed and stuff.

...yeah, now that I think about it that would be...yes. Terrible.

...oh. Be careful! Here, let me kiss it better.

Mmhmm.

Hahaha thank you.

Interesting that we've got two people who KICK as their main weapon on board, though. That seems...really odd.

No problem!

...eh, I dunno. I think Michiko's more..."whatever works" style. Ur. You know?

That's true. Their styles are obviously really different. It just seems more likely that we'd have two people who use swords or something.

Well. We have that too.

...wait, we do?

...yeah. Zoro and Brook.

...oh yeah. Brook.

I guess we haven't had a fight in awhile, huh?

Not since the dragons, right?

But...you know. That's okay.

Yeah. I guess that wasn't that long ago.

Yep.

It seems longer ago that it really was, I think. I wonder how that dragon is doing. You know. The one who kept following me around.

I'm sure he's fine. Playing with his dragon friends. Maybe he found someone to ride him.

...yeah. Probably. I bet he found a viking to team up with; he was obviously one of the best dragons there, so someone would have to be STUPID not to want him.