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[serving_love]

.....The hell—

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

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[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I’m glad you’re happy, then. Things are always better when you’re happy. …I kinda wish we matched, though. I mean. Why couldn’t I be a cat too, instead of a dumb little rabbit? We could…play. The way it is right now, I’m spending half my energy keeping myself from just running away. And I’m…delicate. And LITTLE. That’s probably not very fun for you, either, huh?

…sorry. I didn’t mean to start complaining. This is...still nice. Uh…oh!! Hold on. I have an idea!

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I don't think being a rabbit is dumb. I think it suits you. And you're ridiculously adorable. We don't have to play, I'm content just sitting here with you. Haha! Can't you tell by my purring that I'm content?

An idea?

*pulls out a little jar of fresh catnip and holds it behind his back, unscrewing the lid*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...do you really think it suits me? I just--it's kind of embarrassing.

I know we don't HAVE to, I just thought it would be kind of fun. Except...when I'm a rabbit, we really CAN'T. But. You're right, this is nice too. I'm not in any rush to do something else right now. Heh. I like when you purr, too. ...and I guess we can still play around when I'm like this, if you're a cat. M-maybe next time you change, okay? As long as you don't surprise me, because then I'll just end up a bunny again.

...heh. Yeah. Sanji gave me something.

Re: *eyes go wide as she sniffs the air*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

How is it embarrassing? Rabbits might not be huge and formidable, but there's nothing wrong with being a rabbit. I like rabbits.

I'll be careful not to surprise you, then.

...what's that?

*dumps some into his palm but keeps it behind his back for now*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I don't know. They're little and weak and...kind of pathetic, aren't they? ...but cute. I guess they're cute.

Good. That's all I'm really worried about. Ur. Well, not WORRIED, but...you know what I mean. ...I know I said so before, but you look really extra huge when I'm a rabbit. Well. I guess most stuff did, but...eh. It's hard to describe. How long do you think this will last?

...eheh. Catnip. Do big cats still like catnip? Zoro does, apparently. That's why I had it. For a distraction in case he got any funny ideas.

*walks around behind him and sniffs at his hand, pawing at it*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Not pathetic. They're a hell of a lot less weak than like...a mouse or something. And they're really fast runners! They're one of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac. One out of every twelve people is technically a rabbit. And yes, they're cute.

No idea. Probably like a week. That's how long these things usually last.

...gimme.

*laughs and holds his hand open in front of him*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...okay, I guess not. Chinese Zodiac?

Yeah, but...have you ever noticed that when weird stuff happens now, we just kinda assume "oh it'll be over in a week" automatically? We don't KNOW that. What if it's permanent? ...jeez, I hope not.

You like it? Well. Here.

*knocks it out of his hand and rolls around in it*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

...right, forgot you wouldn't know what that was. There's a legend in China, a country in my world, that god invited all the animals to a banquet for...some reason, and the order in which they arrived decided the order they would be on the calendar. The rat tricked the cat into thinking it was the next day, so the cat didn't get to be in the calendar. Then the rat was first because he rode on the ox's back. So the order was Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig. I was born in the year of the Ox.

Yeah, that's true. But Kid already lost his stripes, so...I'm pretty sure it will be over soon.

...alsdkjfhawelh I like it.

*gets out a little more and sprinkles it over her*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...huh. What animal would I be then?

Oh, did he? That's a relief.

Hahaha! You're such a cute kitty.

*rolls around some more, licking the catnip off her fur*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Hm. Let me see. I THINK you'd be the year of the sheep.

Yeah, especially for him. And Levi. I felt kind of bad for her.

asldkjfahwekjfha I think I'm like...tripping a little bit or something. This shit is ridiculous.

*scratches her belly*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hm. Does that mean anything?

Y-yeah. And she doesn't have a lot of room on her boat, either.

...haha! Wow. So you like it, huh? ...I wonder if it works on Lucci too.

*purrs*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

I found a site here about what sheep people are supposed to be like.

Sheep people are elegant, charming, artistic, gifted and fond of nature. People born under this sign are also the most creative. They are also very delicate, their good manners and charms always bring many admirers and friends.

Yeah, that's true too.

Yeah, I like it. And we should definitely try it on Lucci.

*leans against her, still rubbing her chest and belly*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...hm. Do you think that sounds much like me?

So. She actually told me that Kid's probably staying with her and not coming back here.

Haha. Okay!

*purring and nuzzling*

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it does.

Oh. Huh.

Haha awesome.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe. You said yours was an ox, right? What’s that one mean?

…yeah. I dunno. He never said anything about NOT coming back, so I thought he was planning to come back after we got away from the balloons. But…I guess it’s not like he ever said he was really planning to STAY either, I just kinda assumed… I mean, since we tried so hard to make a place for him and everything. …probably he can have his own room if Levi and him get a ship, so… That’s got to be easier for him anyway.

He’ll be grouchy about it, I bet. But…that’s part of why it’ll be so great! …assuming it works on him, too.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Let me look it up. Okay, it's here.

Ox people are hard-working and persistent, they can stick at a task longer and go at it harder than anybody. They believe in themselves and tend to classify almost everything into two basic categories, bad and good. They hold up their high standards as a model and severely judge those who don't aspire to maintain these same ideals.

I don't know if that sounds like me or not. But there are western zodiac symbols too, do you want to know about them?

Yeah, I thought he was coming back too. But I just asked him and he's apparently staying with Levi and they're getting a new ship.

I hope it does!

Also. Hey. I changed back!

*rubs her tummy some more anyway*

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hm. Parts of it do, kinda. But then some of it really…doesn’t. But…yeah, tell me about the other thing, too!

I haven’t actually talked to him yet, but that’s what Levi told me. …I dunno. Maybe he’s still making up his mind.

Well, if it works on you and Zoro, I bet the odds are pretty good. …we should spring it on him though. Take him by surprise, you know? If I have it in a jar like I did, he won’t be able to smell it until we open it. …we’d just have to get him to be a leopard first. Without him getting suspicious. Any ideas?

Heh. Yeah, I noticed.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Okay, the western zodiac is based on what month you were born, and has to do with the constellations that are in the sky on your birthday. You're April 1st so your zodiac sign would be Aries, the ram. Which...is really interesting, since your Chinese zodiac is the ram too. And mine are both the ox. Sort of. I'm a Taurus, the bull.

I talked to him. He made it sound like he'd definitely made up his mind. I don't think he's coming back. He said something about maybe ending up at the same island sometime so...yeah. He's not coming back.

Oh, definitely. He can usually tell when we're up to something, though. So we have to be extra careful. And...this thread is public, so there's a good chance that he could see this. So. It could already be too late.

Haha! That tickles!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...so is that really weird, to have the same one in both? Does it mean the same thing?

...oh. That's a little--I dunno, he was annoying about some stuff, but I kinda hoped he was gonna stay. I thought we were maybe sort of getting to be friends, a little. But it's hard to tell with him, too. I guess we can take down the tent, then. And stop locking my Factory all the time again.

We can do it! I think we'd be pretty awesome secret agents. ...damn, he DOES do that sometimes, though. Especially with Sanji's journal, it seems like. Hopefully he's not being too snoopy and we can still get the jump on him. M-maybe we should do the rest of out plans somewhere else, though. Just in case...

Eheh. Sorry. I guess you don't want to change right back.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

Not really weird, I guess. Anyone born in the same month and year as you would be the same. And for mine too. It's just weird that it's the same for both of us. And I think they're a little different. Let me see.

Okay, so for you...

Aries is the sign of the ram. The ram implies great strength and courage, along with the ability to climb great heights in their lifetime. Being a masculine sign - they are action -oriented, and full of nonstop energy. Aries is ruled by the planet Mars, God of War, which will generally give most a strong aggressive personality,and can be quite argumentative. When you meet an Aries - what you see is what you get! There are no front with this sign, because they speak honestly. They are a lot of fun and are playful. Their fire element needs activity - as they get bored easily.They love to be the center of attention - and they usually are. Aries are direct and need to be in charge. Aries are natural leaders and heroes. Their best color is red to gain attention. They do not like to take orders from others. Aries rules the head area - which will be prone to headaches and jaw problems

That...actually kind of sounds like the opposite of you. And then mine:

Taurus is the sign of the bull. Taurus offers dependability and security. The bull is a fixed sign - making them stubborn and bull-headed. Ruled by Venus, they are usually quite attracted to beauty and luxury, especially when it concerns their own possessions... meaning material things and/or people. Noted as a feminine sign, they are very generous and creative. Their earthy element may have them appear as being a slow mover - but it is a slow pace that keeps them on the right track. They like to take their time on making decisions and believe that this aids them in making the best investments, whether in a financial (or romantic) situation. The bull tends to be quite private, and more of a listener - frustrating those who need more communication. These folks are patient, strong, sincere, loyal and have tons of common sense. Their best color is green for growth. Taurus rules the neck area - which will make them prone to neck problems and sore throats.

Yeah, I'll miss him.

All right. No more talking about it here.

I wouldn't mind.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's just because we're both awesome and we're awesome together. Clearly. So we sort of match.

Mm. I think it sounds more like LUFFY. Most of it. ...that one sounds more like you than the other one did, though. I think.

I think I will too, yeah.

Mmkay!

Haha, no, I guess maybe not. Want me to keep tickling you then?

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

That must be it.

Haha it does sound like Luffy. Luffy is a Taurus, like me, though. And yeah, I think it fits me pretty well, actually.

Oh well.

Nah, not right now. Let's stay human, at least for a little while.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Definitely.

Huh. What other things are there, then? Do you think another one fits me better?

I'm sure we'll still be able to see them sometimes, and on the network and stuff.

Okay, good. I like you best when you're yourself.

[deadgirldropout.livejournal.com]

There are ten others, I don't know the descriptions of all of them.

Yeah, that's true.

Thank you, baby.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh right. They're the same animals as the chinese zodiac I bet, right? But they mean different things?

...it's not really the same, though.

Heh. You're welcome. It's just the truth, though.