serving_love | (no subject)

Hee.

Please do.

...anyway. We can lock the door, right? Just for a little bit?

All right. Maybe I WILL.

Yeah, that's fine. Lemme see.

Maybe?

Okay. ...it's not really that EXCITING or anything. I mean. Well, I guess I didn't really take much of a look at it either. Uh. Okay, is the door locked? I'm taking off my overalls.

Maybe.

I still want to see it!

...haha! It's like a little cotton ball! It's so cute!!!

Just maybe? Really?

Is it soft?

I wonder why you don't have a tail too.

Maybe you should convince me that it's a good idea first. ...I don't think I'll need MUCH convincing.

Haha! It is!

No idea.

So...what if I said please.

It's kinda hard to see it myself. I think I'd need a mirror or two to get a good look at it.

That's kinda too bad. I bet you'd look cute with a swishy kitty tail!

Mm. Maybe that and kiss...

Hahaha I could take a picture for you, if you want?

From what everyone else has said, it seems like the tails are just a pain in the ass. Literally.

I think I can do that.

Haha, do you think it's worth documenting like that? I dunno. I'll just look in the mirror when I take a bath later or something.

Really? Mine doesn't bother me.

There. Now I'm convinced!

I think it's definitely worth it!

Well yours is little!

So?

...haha. Well. Okay then.

Clearly I'm a superior...species. Or something. I dunno though, a long tail seems like it would be sorta fun to me.

Well. This is just a theory, but...let's see how it works.

Awesome. Pose!

I am a little curious, I guess. But I'm also glad that I didn't have to ruin any of my pants.

What are you gonna---GAH! AHAHA! STOPIT!

...r-right now?

Maybe you wouldn't have to. I bet some of those kinda...low-rise jeans you have would work. Like the tail could go over the top and--eh. I guess it doesn't really matter anyway.

NEVER!!

Right now! My camera is right here! Pose!

Maybe. I guess some of my jeans are pretty low. But yeah, you're right.

AHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T BREAT---

...pose how?

Naturally!

I don't know. It looks lame if you're just standing there, though. I need to see the ears, too! Haha! You're adorable.

...okay, so how about if I do this? That's good, right?

Hahahaha! Yes, that's perfect!

.....y-yeah. You're definitely a...panther, I guess?

Yeah! I guess so!

What's wrong?

...n-nothing's WRONG, just. You're bigger than I expected. And. Uh. ...I still don't look like a snack, right?

...you smell kind of like a snack.

But I won't eat you, I promise.