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Sanji ([personal profile] serving_love) wrote2010-06-15 09:59 am

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.....The hell

Alright, for the record, there ain't any weird shitty fruits in the galley and there haven't been for a long fucking while and this is in NO WAY my goddamn fault and I have a shitty tail and these are NOT my ears and WHAT THE FUCK. What happened??!

*pets and scratches behind her ears*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
...haha! You LICKED me!

Okay. Yeah. How's that?

/purrs

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
...haha! I did! Sorry!

I like that.

*burrows into her a little and keeps petting & ear-scritching*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I didn't mind. It just...felt kind of weird, though. Your tongue is rough.

...I figured. Something tipped me off, or...maybe I'm just psychic!

Haha, seriously, though. You're even louder like this. Which...makes sense, probably.

/nuzzles and purrs some more

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha it is weird.

It's really interesting, I'm not doing it consciously at all. It just...happens.

*relaxes against her, petting a little more slowly*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
You must just be in a really good mood, huh? It's nice, though.

...you know, this is one of those moments I just kind of have to take a step back and--

My girlfriend's a giant cat. You're really enjoying this though, aren't you?

Re: *relaxes against her, petting a little more slowly*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I am! I like being a panther. And that feels good. I'm happy.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m glad you’re happy, then. Things are always better when you’re happy. …I kinda wish we matched, though. I mean. Why couldn’t I be a cat too, instead of a dumb little rabbit? We could…play. The way it is right now, I’m spending half my energy keeping myself from just running away. And I’m…delicate. And LITTLE. That’s probably not very fun for you, either, huh?

…sorry. I didn’t mean to start complaining. This is...still nice. Uh…oh!! Hold on. I have an idea!

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think being a rabbit is dumb. I think it suits you. And you're ridiculously adorable. We don't have to play, I'm content just sitting here with you. Haha! Can't you tell by my purring that I'm content?

An idea?
Edited 2010-06-18 19:07 (UTC)

*pulls out a little jar of fresh catnip and holds it behind his back, unscrewing the lid*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...do you really think it suits me? I just--it's kind of embarrassing.

I know we don't HAVE to, I just thought it would be kind of fun. Except...when I'm a rabbit, we really CAN'T. But. You're right, this is nice too. I'm not in any rush to do something else right now. Heh. I like when you purr, too. ...and I guess we can still play around when I'm like this, if you're a cat. M-maybe next time you change, okay? As long as you don't surprise me, because then I'll just end up a bunny again.

...heh. Yeah. Sanji gave me something.
Edited 2010-06-18 20:14 (UTC)

Re: *eyes go wide as she sniffs the air*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-18 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How is it embarrassing? Rabbits might not be huge and formidable, but there's nothing wrong with being a rabbit. I like rabbits.

I'll be careful not to surprise you, then.

...what's that?

*dumps some into his palm but keeps it behind his back for now*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. They're little and weak and...kind of pathetic, aren't they? ...but cute. I guess they're cute.

Good. That's all I'm really worried about. Ur. Well, not WORRIED, but...you know what I mean. ...I know I said so before, but you look really extra huge when I'm a rabbit. Well. I guess most stuff did, but...eh. It's hard to describe. How long do you think this will last?

...eheh. Catnip. Do big cats still like catnip? Zoro does, apparently. That's why I had it. For a distraction in case he got any funny ideas.

*walks around behind him and sniffs at his hand, pawing at it*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Not pathetic. They're a hell of a lot less weak than like...a mouse or something. And they're really fast runners! They're one of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac. One out of every twelve people is technically a rabbit. And yes, they're cute.

No idea. Probably like a week. That's how long these things usually last.

...gimme.

*laughs and holds his hand open in front of him*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
...okay, I guess not. Chinese Zodiac?

Yeah, but...have you ever noticed that when weird stuff happens now, we just kinda assume "oh it'll be over in a week" automatically? We don't KNOW that. What if it's permanent? ...jeez, I hope not.

You like it? Well. Here.

*knocks it out of his hand and rolls around in it*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
...right, forgot you wouldn't know what that was. There's a legend in China, a country in my world, that god invited all the animals to a banquet for...some reason, and the order in which they arrived decided the order they would be on the calendar. The rat tricked the cat into thinking it was the next day, so the cat didn't get to be in the calendar. Then the rat was first because he rode on the ox's back. So the order was Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog, Pig. I was born in the year of the Ox.

Yeah, that's true. But Kid already lost his stripes, so...I'm pretty sure it will be over soon.

...alsdkjfhawelh I like it.

*gets out a little more and sprinkles it over her*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
...huh. What animal would I be then?

Oh, did he? That's a relief.

Hahaha! You're such a cute kitty.

*rolls around some more, licking the catnip off her fur*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Let me see. I THINK you'd be the year of the sheep.

Yeah, especially for him. And Levi. I felt kind of bad for her.

asldkjfahwekjfha I think I'm like...tripping a little bit or something. This shit is ridiculous.

*scratches her belly*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-20 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. Does that mean anything?

Y-yeah. And she doesn't have a lot of room on her boat, either.

...haha! Wow. So you like it, huh? ...I wonder if it works on Lucci too.

*purrs*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I found a site here about what sheep people are supposed to be like.

Sheep people are elegant, charming, artistic, gifted and fond of nature. People born under this sign are also the most creative. They are also very delicate, their good manners and charms always bring many admirers and friends.

Yeah, that's true too.

Yeah, I like it. And we should definitely try it on Lucci.

*leans against her, still rubbing her chest and belly*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
...hm. Do you think that sounds much like me?

So. She actually told me that Kid's probably staying with her and not coming back here.

Haha. Okay!

*purring and nuzzling*

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think it does.

Oh. Huh.

Haha awesome.

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Maybe. You said yours was an ox, right? What’s that one mean?

…yeah. I dunno. He never said anything about NOT coming back, so I thought he was planning to come back after we got away from the balloons. But…I guess it’s not like he ever said he was really planning to STAY either, I just kinda assumed… I mean, since we tried so hard to make a place for him and everything. …probably he can have his own room if Levi and him get a ship, so… That’s got to be easier for him anyway.

He’ll be grouchy about it, I bet. But…that’s part of why it’ll be so great! …assuming it works on him, too.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Let me look it up. Okay, it's here.

Ox people are hard-working and persistent, they can stick at a task longer and go at it harder than anybody. They believe in themselves and tend to classify almost everything into two basic categories, bad and good. They hold up their high standards as a model and severely judge those who don't aspire to maintain these same ideals.

I don't know if that sounds like me or not. But there are western zodiac symbols too, do you want to know about them?

Yeah, I thought he was coming back too. But I just asked him and he's apparently staying with Levi and they're getting a new ship.

I hope it does!

Also. Hey. I changed back!

*rubs her tummy some more anyway*

[identity profile] warriorothesea.livejournal.com 2010-06-21 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Parts of it do, kinda. But then some of it really…doesn’t. But…yeah, tell me about the other thing, too!

I haven’t actually talked to him yet, but that’s what Levi told me. …I dunno. Maybe he’s still making up his mind.

Well, if it works on you and Zoro, I bet the odds are pretty good. …we should spring it on him though. Take him by surprise, you know? If I have it in a jar like I did, he won’t be able to smell it until we open it. …we’d just have to get him to be a leopard first. Without him getting suspicious. Any ideas?

Heh. Yeah, I noticed.

[identity profile] deadgirldropout.livejournal.com 2010-06-22 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, the western zodiac is based on what month you were born, and has to do with the constellations that are in the sky on your birthday. You're April 1st so your zodiac sign would be Aries, the ram. Which...is really interesting, since your Chinese zodiac is the ram too. And mine are both the ox. Sort of. I'm a Taurus, the bull.

I talked to him. He made it sound like he'd definitely made up his mind. I don't think he's coming back. He said something about maybe ending up at the same island sometime so...yeah. He's not coming back.

Oh, definitely. He can usually tell when we're up to something, though. So we have to be extra careful. And...this thread is public, so there's a good chance that he could see this. So. It could already be too late.

Haha! That tickles!