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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeeep. All the cages. We'll—need them.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! Uh, you might have to help me carry some, though.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can do that. While they're empty.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...fine, fine. We'll figure out how to get them back when we get to that part. Uh. Assuming we're gonna use them all.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

We're gonna use them. We need to catch as many as possible!

You ready?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Yep!!

...what kind of bugs are we looking for??

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I dunno, anything. Like...grasshoppers, crickets, caterpillars, water beetles, cicadas...t-tarantulas...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...so basically anything at all? Well. That makes it easy!

Uh. Do you have a lantern or something? It's...dark out there.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Maybe a bunch of ants, if you've got a good container thing to keep them in.

Yep, I've got one!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Uh, there are still a few jars we used for catching fireflies; would that work?

Good! We...wouldn't want to trip or anything.

OKAY! Let's go!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, those will be fine!

Alright, right behind ya! You...know where we're going, right? Because I've been avoiding going into that shitty place the entire time we've been here.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

All right, got those too!

Sure, Luffy dragged me out here like five hundred times. We can start by the mossy rock that looks like a big Zoro-head, and there's a rotten log close by that'll have lots of good stuff!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...A big Zoro-head—oh. Haha, see it.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...hey, what IS this all about, anyway?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Uh. Nothing really—don't worry about it!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's pretty uncharacteristic, you know. You could even call it SUSPICIOUS.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It...was a dare? Of sorts. Kind of. You know, from that meme thing...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

OH. Yeah, that explains it, I guess.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeeeah...those damn memes...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It's not THAT bad! Bugs can't really hurt you or anything. ...unless they're poisonous. Or they sting. But I mean. IN GENERAL...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Bugs are terrible, horrible creatures, Usopp.

...Make sure we don't get anything poisonous. That would be really bad.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Oh, jeez. Okay, according to YOU, they are. But. What about Shitty Bug?? You gave HIM a chance and now you guys are like...best friends!

...well, most of them aren't gonna bite you unless you provoke them. Besides, we'll have nets and cages; you probably will barely have to TOUCH them at all.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

We are not best friends, we're just...slightly close! Maybe.

Doesn't matter, they just can't be poisonous, okay??

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure. I bet you're HIS best friend, at least!

...uh. Fine. That leaves out most spiders and centipedes, then.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm sure one of the other beetles is his best friend.

Fine by me!