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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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.......I don't know if I want an EXPLOSION. Maybe just like. One or two—

Oi, oi, I WASN'T READY, DON'T ROLL IT BACK—DAMMIT, USOPP.

It's too late!! Quick, catch 'em before they all scatter--

Oi! What are you doing over there?? Pick up your net and get back over here; they're getting away!!

THERE'S WAY TOO FUCKING MANY. Clear some of them out!!! Look, there's a big thing with lots of shitty legs sitting on my net, I can't pick it up while THAT'S on there!!

dgasfnlo I'm getting as many as I can, but I can't cover every direction!!

...that's just a CATERPILLAR. They don't even--there, it's in a cage, here's your net, and half the bugs are GONE now.

Oh, they're not gone. There still there, lurking in the dark, just WAITING for the exact moment when you think you're safe from their creepy crawly-ness so they can JUMP IN YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

...oh my GOD, do you want to borrow my bandanna?

Look. We have ONE cage that's...almost mostly-filled. Out of like six. Plus those jars if you want some ants. I was thinking this log would be a goldmine and we could fill HALF of the cages at least. So...if you really want us to catch enough to fill them all, you need to help out a little more!!

...Can I?

Okay, geez, I'm coming. Look, I'm picking up this thing and—lakjsdhfas—putting it—UGH.

...

Wait, that was a rock.

...yeah, here you go.

Sanji. Seriously??

Okay, here's a tip: if it doesn't have any wings or legs and it's not moving around, it's probably not a bug.

...It doesn't match my shirt.

It COULD have been! Like...maybe it was a big, unmoving beetle. ...An amputee beetle...

Alright, THIS one has legs.

...I'm not sure WHAT would match it. You look like a bartender in that.

Uh. Yeah. Good work, Sanji. Now we just need about five hundred more of those, and we'll be all set!

...wanna split up for a while? N-not TOO far apart, obviously.

Something black or—wait, WHAT?

laksjhfa these things are nothing like Shitty Bug, they feel way more disgusting!

...Not particularly. But if we must.

...well, you DO.

I dunno, then. Use your net! Or something.

Uh. Just a little. You go that way, I'll go over there. We can leave the lantern in the middle, and...oh, hey, it'll probably attract some moths, too!

What the hell, I do not!

I was TRYING to, but the shitty thing was like clinging to it and wouldn't go into the cage!

...Fine. There's some...crawly things on that tree, I'll head that way.

...I'm going for a second opinion on this.

Okay, okay. I guess that you just gotta do what you gotta do, then.

Sounds good. I'll. Go this way. There's gotta be a lot of bugs around...

......That's REALLY unnecessary!

Yeah, I'll just—ALSJHDLJAS SHIT WHAT THE HELL.

djksafkj what?? What happened??? S-sanji! Are you okay?!

THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY HAIR. FUCK, and I think some are crawling down my SHIRT and ALSJALKJS I THINK I WALKED INTO A GODDAMN WEB OR SOMETHING AUGH.

.....oh my GOD, I thought something tore your leg off or something the way you screamed! Don't DO that!!!

HOLD STILL. I'll get them off. Might as well put them in some cages too; I don't think they're posionous to EAT, if that's what you meant before.

SPIDERS. IN. MY. HAIR. And you except me not to—bellow in an extremely manly way??!

...Nnnngh, I can't even picture eating those shitty things----alsjdhflkajsds.

....bellow, huh? That's a good one; I'm gonna remember that one for later.

Heh. Nah, I get it; getting bugs or spiders caught in your hair isn't FUN, even if you're NOT scared of them. Well...at least you had my bandanna, right?

Then make Zoro eat them.

...Yes. Bellow. That's what it was.

I think they crawled UNDER it!

Oh, I'm planning on it.

Right; bellow. Sure.

...seriously? Okay, I'll check, just let me--dahsfs HOLD STILL, THAT'S not a spider, it's my HAND!! I haven't even gotten a chance to look yet!

I want to watch.

...It didn't FEEL like a hand, geez, sorry.

If you must!

Well, I only have five fingers on my hand, for one thing. Not eight. Anyway, these spiders aren't even that big! ...your hair's clean, btw. No spiders! Must have just been your imagination.

I dunno if it'll be THAT interesting, since he's acting so blasé about it, but...you know. Just in case.