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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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...well, you DO.

I dunno, then. Use your net! Or something.

Uh. Just a little. You go that way, I'll go over there. We can leave the lantern in the middle, and...oh, hey, it'll probably attract some moths, too!

What the hell, I do not!

I was TRYING to, but the shitty thing was like clinging to it and wouldn't go into the cage!

...Fine. There's some...crawly things on that tree, I'll head that way.

...I'm going for a second opinion on this.

Okay, okay. I guess that you just gotta do what you gotta do, then.

Sounds good. I'll. Go this way. There's gotta be a lot of bugs around...

......That's REALLY unnecessary!

Yeah, I'll just—ALSJHDLJAS SHIT WHAT THE HELL.

djksafkj what?? What happened??? S-sanji! Are you okay?!

THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY HAIR. FUCK, and I think some are crawling down my SHIRT and ALSJALKJS I THINK I WALKED INTO A GODDAMN WEB OR SOMETHING AUGH.

.....oh my GOD, I thought something tore your leg off or something the way you screamed! Don't DO that!!!

HOLD STILL. I'll get them off. Might as well put them in some cages too; I don't think they're posionous to EAT, if that's what you meant before.

SPIDERS. IN. MY. HAIR. And you except me not to—bellow in an extremely manly way??!

...Nnnngh, I can't even picture eating those shitty things----alsjdhflkajsds.

....bellow, huh? That's a good one; I'm gonna remember that one for later.

Heh. Nah, I get it; getting bugs or spiders caught in your hair isn't FUN, even if you're NOT scared of them. Well...at least you had my bandanna, right?

Then make Zoro eat them.

...Yes. Bellow. That's what it was.

I think they crawled UNDER it!

Oh, I'm planning on it.

Right; bellow. Sure.

...seriously? Okay, I'll check, just let me--dahsfs HOLD STILL, THAT'S not a spider, it's my HAND!! I haven't even gotten a chance to look yet!

I want to watch.

...It didn't FEEL like a hand, geez, sorry.

If you must!

Well, I only have five fingers on my hand, for one thing. Not eight. Anyway, these spiders aren't even that big! ...your hair's clean, btw. No spiders! Must have just been your imagination.

I dunno if it'll be THAT interesting, since he's acting so blasé about it, but...you know. Just in case.

...Like I was really COUNTING. But alright. Good.

You know. Vivi-chan was all for trying whatever I come up with. SHE trusts me.

...yeah, I guess you wouldn't be.

Oi, don't even--this has nothing to do with TRUSTING you. It's just...bugs! YOU didn't want to eat them either, so don't get started with me!!

Of course I didn't, but now it's—different.

...different how?

Different because I can't back down my own goddamn cooking. And I'm not gonna let one shitty meal get the better of me, so I'll try the fucking thing and live to tell the tail.

Hm. Well, whatever you want, I guess. Are you gonna cook these spiders, then?

...Yeah, I guess I will.

Well. Good luck with that. I...don't plan on actually eating them!!

Hm. Yeah...I know!

Hm?

That you don't plan on eating them.

Not SPIDERS. That's a little TOO...