serving_love | (no subject)

It's not THAT bad! Bugs can't really hurt you or anything. ...unless they're poisonous. Or they sting. But I mean. IN GENERAL...

Bugs are terrible, horrible creatures, Usopp.

...Make sure we don't get anything poisonous. That would be really bad.

Oh, jeez. Okay, according to YOU, they are. But. What about Shitty Bug?? You gave HIM a chance and now you guys are like...best friends!

...well, most of them aren't gonna bite you unless you provoke them. Besides, we'll have nets and cages; you probably will barely have to TOUCH them at all.

We are not best friends, we're just...slightly close! Maybe.

Doesn't matter, they just can't be poisonous, okay??

Sure, sure. I bet you're HIS best friend, at least!

...uh. Fine. That leaves out most spiders and centipedes, then.

I'm sure one of the other beetles is his best friend.

Fine by me!

No way. He's usually in his own cage, and he likes to watch you cook and...you give him treats and stuff. I bet he LOVES you.

It might take us a little longer to fill all the cages, then. Spiders would have helped a ton; this place is CRAWLING with them. ...eheh. Literally.

Alright, alright. So he's pretty damn cool, but that doesn't mean EVERY bug is!

......It is?

Well, obviously some bugs are cooler than others.

Yeaaah. Uh. Most of them aren't TOO big, though. ...comparatively.

I guess.

...SMALL ONES ARE JUST AS BAD!!

I, uh. Wouldn't call them SMALL, exactly. More like...uh. Definitely not HUGE or anything. In between, I guess. Medium-sized.

...well, except for the hairy ones. Those pretty much ARE huge.

Why are there hairy ones, too. WHY. BASICALLY ANY SIZE IS NOT NEEDED ALSKJDHLJAKS.

...fine, fine. No spiders. Just...it's kind of dark, so watch out for webs when you walk. Since I know you'll freak out if you walk into one or something.

...I would not freak out.

...oh right. Of course not. Sorry for even suggesting it.

As you SHOULD be!

Anyway. No spiders. What else would be good--

Oh, I think I see a caterpillar nest over there! Shine the lantern...yes!! Jackpot!

...Oh my god, how many ARE there???

I dunno! A BUNCH!! This is good though, right??

...Right. Good. Really good.

Well, you're the one who wants a ton of bugs. Or...not WANTS, but--you know. Needs them for a dare, or whatever. Or was catching them the dare part?

...anyway, this'll make it really easy. Here, you just hold the cage, and I'll grab a bunch and put 'em in there!

It's not really a dare, I needed them because I was gonna make meals out of them and serve them to you guys for the next few days but it's seeming more and more like a really fucking terrible idea aljkdhfds.

Like this?

Yeah, that's good.

...wait, so you need them because--

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