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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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I guess.

...SMALL ONES ARE JUST AS BAD!!

I, uh. Wouldn't call them SMALL, exactly. More like...uh. Definitely not HUGE or anything. In between, I guess. Medium-sized.

...well, except for the hairy ones. Those pretty much ARE huge.

Why are there hairy ones, too. WHY. BASICALLY ANY SIZE IS NOT NEEDED ALSKJDHLJAKS.

...fine, fine. No spiders. Just...it's kind of dark, so watch out for webs when you walk. Since I know you'll freak out if you walk into one or something.

...I would not freak out.

...oh right. Of course not. Sorry for even suggesting it.

As you SHOULD be!

Anyway. No spiders. What else would be good--

Oh, I think I see a caterpillar nest over there! Shine the lantern...yes!! Jackpot!

...Oh my god, how many ARE there???

I dunno! A BUNCH!! This is good though, right??

...Right. Good. Really good.

Well, you're the one who wants a ton of bugs. Or...not WANTS, but--you know. Needs them for a dare, or whatever. Or was catching them the dare part?

...anyway, this'll make it really easy. Here, you just hold the cage, and I'll grab a bunch and put 'em in there!

It's not really a dare, I needed them because I was gonna make meals out of them and serve them to you guys for the next few days but it's seeming more and more like a really fucking terrible idea aljkdhfds.

Like this?

Yeah, that's good.

...wait, so you need them because--

...

WHAT THE HELL, I'M NOT GONNA EAT BUGS!!!!

...Not even if they actually taste really good??

.....are YOU gonna eat them??

...I...probably was. Most likely. Aha...ha, what, you think I'd make some other secret meal and eat that instead? Please. It's extremely unlikely that I would ever consider doing such a thing.

.......oh my GOD, Sanji. You're a COMPLETE JERK.

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...and I'm not gonna help you CATCH more either, if THAT'S what they're for!!

What—aw, come on!!

WHY are you gonna cook bugs? Didn't we just have a conversation about how that kind of things seems like a HORRIBLE IDEA??

We did, but then Zoro was saying stuff and I backed myself into a corner and I think there was something about my pride as a cook involved somewhere in there, I don't even know.