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I can do that. While they're empty.

...fine, fine. We'll figure out how to get them back when we get to that part. Uh. Assuming we're gonna use them all.

We're gonna use them. We need to catch as many as possible!

You ready?

Yep!!

...what kind of bugs are we looking for??

I dunno, anything. Like...grasshoppers, crickets, caterpillars, water beetles, cicadas...t-tarantulas...

...so basically anything at all? Well. That makes it easy!

Uh. Do you have a lantern or something? It's...dark out there.

Maybe a bunch of ants, if you've got a good container thing to keep them in.

Yep, I've got one!

Uh, there are still a few jars we used for catching fireflies; would that work?

Good! We...wouldn't want to trip or anything.

OKAY! Let's go!!!

Yeah, those will be fine!

Alright, right behind ya! You...know where we're going, right? Because I've been avoiding going into that shitty place the entire time we've been here.

All right, got those too!

Sure, Luffy dragged me out here like five hundred times. We can start by the mossy rock that looks like a big Zoro-head, and there's a rotten log close by that'll have lots of good stuff!

...A big Zoro-head—oh. Haha, see it.

Fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Let's just leave most of the cages here and each take one for now, and we can bring 'em back when they're full. It can be our base camp! Uh. Here, you take this net with the longer handle.

It'll be fun!

Thanks... Wait, how about I just like...hold the cage for you and YOU can put all the bugs and shit in!

...Uh-huh.

...I thought you were in a hurry! It'll go twice as fast if we BOTH catch them, you know.

I am! Because the others are waiting on us and we have to leave soon and—lkajshds. Whatever, I'll just. Do this. Give me the damn net.

That's the spirit, Sanji-kun!!

Okay, there's that rotten log I was talking about! If we roll it back I bet there're be like an EXPLOSION of bugs!! So be ready!

.......I don't know if I want an EXPLOSION. Maybe just like. One or two—

Oi, oi, I WASN'T READY, DON'T ROLL IT BACK—DAMMIT, USOPP.

It's too late!! Quick, catch 'em before they all scatter--

Oi! What are you doing over there?? Pick up your net and get back over here; they're getting away!!

THERE'S WAY TOO FUCKING MANY. Clear some of them out!!! Look, there's a big thing with lots of shitty legs sitting on my net, I can't pick it up while THAT'S on there!!

dgasfnlo I'm getting as many as I can, but I can't cover every direction!!

...that's just a CATERPILLAR. They don't even--there, it's in a cage, here's your net, and half the bugs are GONE now.

Oh, they're not gone. There still there, lurking in the dark, just WAITING for the exact moment when you think you're safe from their creepy crawly-ness so they can JUMP IN YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

...oh my GOD, do you want to borrow my bandanna?

Look. We have ONE cage that's...almost mostly-filled. Out of like six. Plus those jars if you want some ants. I was thinking this log would be a goldmine and we could fill HALF of the cages at least. So...if you really want us to catch enough to fill them all, you need to help out a little more!!

...Can I?

Okay, geez, I'm coming. Look, I'm picking up this thing and—lakjsdhfas—putting it—UGH.

...

Wait, that was a rock.

...yeah, here you go.

Sanji. Seriously??

Okay, here's a tip: if it doesn't have any wings or legs and it's not moving around, it's probably not a bug.