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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

He can?

[rumbledeer.livejournal.com]

I don't know!!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Nevermind. I read that wrong.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can!!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Weren't you about to kick Zoro's face in?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

.....YES!!!!

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

After getting through Chopper that is.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

WORKING ON IT!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Interested?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Offering?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you asking the shitty cook to do it if he's so fuckin willing.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

I like keeping my options open.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Is this gonna be on my chores list now?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

We'll see. There are more important things than back massages at the moment.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Like what.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

The paint on my toenails is chipping. I need a touch up.

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

How come you're asking Zoro?

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[luffyoulongtime.livejournal.com]

It's weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

OI.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

What. Got a problem?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

YES. NO GIVING NAMI-SAN MASSAGES.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

If she wants one why the hell not?!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE ASKJDHAS THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB!!!!

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

If she puts it on my chores list I don't have a choice.