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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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I like keeping my options open.

Is this gonna be on my chores list now?

We'll see. There are more important things than back massages at the moment.

Like what.

The paint on my toenails is chipping. I need a touch up.

...woman!

I said. I need. A TOUCH UP.

FINE! Jeez. But later.

Yeah yeah. You just keep doing whatever the hell you're doing with Chopper up there.

I'm keeping watch and he's sleeping off his hangover.

Poor thing.

Jeez. He's gotta grow up sometime.

Hangover =/= Growing Up

Why not?

It's weird.

How so?

I don't know.

Do you want the job?

I've never given a massage before.

It's not hard. So long as you don't crush my shoulders with that monster strength of yours it should be fine.

I'll be careful!

Promise?

I'll ask Chopper to teach me how.

He's with Zoro up in the crow's nest. Apparently he's camping out with him tonight.