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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

I said. I need. A TOUCH UP.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

FINE! Jeez. But later.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah. You just keep doing whatever the hell you're doing with Chopper up there.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping watch and he's sleeping off his hangover.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Poor thing.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Jeez. He's gotta grow up sometime.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Hangover =/= Growing Up

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

Can't put off your first hangover forever.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

No. But that doesn't make him a man either.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

He's working on it.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

Fine.

...you didn't drink my rum did you?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

I drank whatever was there.

[mikanhorizon.livejournal.com]

But this is MY rum we're talking about.