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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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If she wanted you to do it she would have made YOU a chore list.

I do all my chores already without needing a LIST to tell me what they are!

Fine, then if she wanted you to do it, she would have ASKED you.

aklshfa you probably don't even WANT to give her a massage!!!

Maybe I do.

..........No you don't.

What the hell do you know!

Enough to know that you're not interested in giving Nami-san any massages~

You don't know that.

I'd bet on it.

You can't bet on something like that!

Why not?

Where the hell is my pie.

I decided not to make one.

What the hell!

Problem?

I won those pies fair and square!

What, pies plural now?

ALL THE PIES I WON.

I'm hungry.

It's in the oven, dipshit.

FUCK YOU!!!

You're welcome~

THANKS, DUMBASS WHO CANT EVEN PICK UP GIRLS AS WELL AS SOMEONE LIKE ME.

...............

That was so unnecessary! Fuck, I'll just give your goddamn pie to LUFFY. Or Usopp, I'm sure HE'D actually appreciate it!

I'll appreciate it more, dammit.