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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Oi, so does Gin-san. Stop saying what I want to say before I can say it!

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

Ah...

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

It's okay. You're forgiven. It's probably embarrassing having your kid self demand massages from older guys.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

It's not the worst I've done.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Pants-peeing I've seen but what else...?

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

...I never wet the bed.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Lambo lies...

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

I never...wet...the bed.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

I see how it is.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

How it is? I have a killer kink in my neck...

[bristled.livejournal.com]

So you're asking a random pervert to massage it out for you.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I've talked to him before. He's offering.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

You didn't even as-

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

As-?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Ask.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Fine. Enjoy your massage.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

It's not like he's going to give me one, idiot.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

That's not the point, permhead.

[sacchan-at-sea.livejournal.com]

Ah! No need to resort to male escort services, Gin-san! I'll rub your back if you slap mine~~

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I think I'll pass.

[sacchan-at-sea.livejournal.com]

Which part? I'm fine with paddling and whipping too!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Every part.

[sacchan-at-sea.livejournal.com]

Free of charge!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

There was a time I might have doubted the existence of people THIS delusional, but then I met you.

[sacchan-at-sea.livejournal.com]

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