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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[bristled.livejournal.com]

So you're asking a random pervert to massage it out for you.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I've talked to him before. He's offering.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

You didn't even as-

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

As-?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Ask.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

One more letter...

I see. Is there an "m", Pat??? Can I buy "e"???? I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE!!

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Forget I said anything.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Hijikata-kun, I'll expect a nice massage next time we bump into each other.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

I might not feel like it.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I'm going to work it into our schedule somehow.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Fine. Enjoy your massage.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

It's not like he's going to give me one, idiot.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

That's not the point, permhead.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

You're right.

The point is you miss me and resent the lack of promised third-basing.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

BASEBALL?!?!?!? LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO PLAY!!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

You can play shortstop. Since you're short.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO SMACK THE BALLS REAL HARD!!!

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Feel free to smack his all you want, kid.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Gin-san wants to see Lambo-san hit a home room.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

I DON'T RESENT ANYTHING.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

The point is you're an IDIOT.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

This idiot made a reservation for this Friday, though, but you're being a huge jerk so maybe you don't want to hear about that...

[bristled.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I DON'T.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Reservation for what?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm interested.