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[serving_love]

I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

Comments

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

You're right.

The point is you miss me and resent the lack of promised third-basing.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

BASEBALL?!?!?!? LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO PLAY!!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

You can play shortstop. Since you're short.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

LAMBO-SAN WANTS TO SMACK THE BALLS REAL HARD!!!

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Feel free to smack his all you want, kid.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

JEFF? ARE YOU SLEEPING?! WAKE UP!!!!

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Who?

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU MURRY?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

I'm Hijikata.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NO WIGGLE NAMED HIJIKATA!!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Gin-san wants to see Lambo-san hit a home room.

[lambovine.livejournal.com]

LAMBO-SAN WILL HIT A HOMERUN FOR PAPAN!!

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Because that's what I meant to type. Good job, Lambo!! Papan is proud.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

I DON'T RESENT ANYTHING.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

The point is you're an IDIOT.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

This idiot made a reservation for this Friday, though, but you're being a huge jerk so maybe you don't want to hear about that...

[bristled.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I DON'T.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Reservation for what?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm interested.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

At a yakiniku restaurant on a nearby island. Dinner and what I promised you before - it's almost poetic and might also be sappy.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

What you promised me before?

[bristled.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

I can cancel it.

[bristled.livejournal.com]

Are you chickening out?

[samuraish.livejournal.com]

Just stating a fact. Reservations are cancel-able.