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I think I've been drinking too much lately. It's messing with my head. I'll end up as brain dead as the marimo one of these days if I'm not careful. Ugh.

So it occurred to me that I haven't yet properly introduced myself, and my previous post probably didn't give the best impression. FORGIVE ME, LADIES!! Excuse my awful behavior and allow me the chance to redeem myself in your eyes~

I'm Sanji, age 19, cook of the Straw Hat Pirates! If you're looking to find the man of your dreams, to share a gourmet dinner for two, to get a back massage, in need of rescue, or simply waiting for your white knight in shining armor to sweep you off your feet, I'M YOUR GUY!!!!! Feel free to comment and leave a number I might reach you at~~ ♥

And all you other shitheads suddenly trying to find the one piece might as well give up now. Title of Pirate King's already taken by my idiot captain.

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At least if I choked to death practicing on a banana no one would be the wiser!

I think anyone would be able to figure that out.

What are you talking about. Maybe someone with experience with forensics but not the everyday guy. The everyday guy would lament, "Oh, poor Gin-san. If only he had chewed his banana...!"

Only a complete idiot would think that.

Everyday guys are often of that type. Either way, the point is void because I am neither dead nor fruitsexual.

I'm not so sure I believe you.

You can check my pulse on Friday.

And what will that prove?

That I'm not dead. Not much else it can prove.

I already KNOW you're not dead.

I could be a living dead zombie vampire from hell for all you know.

Are you testing me?

Yes, oh definitely. Will Hijikata-kun still like me when I'm a living dead zombie vampire? All that rotting flesh and the blood fetish... it's a lot for one man to take and not particularly lovable.

What is Hijikata-kun's answer? I swear I'm on the edge of my seat awaiting the answer that define every moment until my living dead death.

You're irritating to talk to.

And the answer is NO.

I'm only interested in the living.

Lucky you since that's what I am.

Just don't kill me and we'll be fine.

I'm not making any promises.

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