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[serving_love]

...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shit, it's definitely time for Franky to kitten-proof...everything.

...Ha, Suzume managed to waddle her way out of the box, huh.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No fucking kidding. ...How does that work, is he gonna put a lining around the rails?

...What the fuck, exactly, do you mean by waddle.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I guess. It'd have to be something they can't climb up.

Waddle. I mean what it means.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Hn. Well, whatever. He's good at his job.

She's a kitten. None of them know how to work their legs proper, yet.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he'll come up with something.

True. She's chubby, though. So she still waddles more than the others. I hadn't seen her climb out of the box on her own yet.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Chubb—oh screw you cook, she's no such thing!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

She so is! I mean, they all have those round tummies, but I think she's sucking down a little more milk than the others.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make her overweight, shithead! She's just going to have stronger bones than all the rest of that bunch!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't say she was overweight, you moron, just chubby! Nettik's looking like he's gonna be pretty strong, too!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

They're the same thing! ...Nettik?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're not! It's not like she's fat. ...Yeah, Nettik. He's the one who was born first, the black and white one.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I know she's not! The hell do you mean by 'chubby', then?

...I thought you named that one 'Shitty Cat'.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Chubby—jesus, do I need to whack you with a dictionary today? She's chubby! Pudgy. Round. Bigger than the others, just by a bit. I mean, look at Grommet, she's...tiny. Suzume's not.

I did. And then I changed it. Because I like Nettik better.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Grommet's smaller than all of them. And there's nothing wrong with being a healthy size.

...Sounds like a nonsense word to me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You are one way defensive papa, marimo.

It's 'kitten' spelled backwards.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che. No I'm not. It's just the facts, cook. ...And you called my cat fat!

Oh. ...That's weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you definitely are. ...I called her chubby. Because she IS.

Shut up, I like it! I got the idea from Kid. He was gonna call the one we hadn't named yet...Taceht.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

'CHUBBY' IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FAT, SHITHEAD!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how delusional you are lately?

It a less EXTREME version of fat!! And cuter, too!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how goddamn annoying you are lately?

...Che! All babies are round.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, I don't believe you have. Probably because I'm not, you shitty swordsman.

Yes. And yours is just...rounder.

>.> Whoops, forgot to add part 2

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'The cat' backwards.

Hahaha XD

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yup. So he would be Taceht the Cat. But that's retarded because I don't even know how the hell you're supposed to SAY Taceht.

So I think now he's just...Bob. Apparently.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'Tah-SET'? ...I dunno, it sounds kind of...Alabastan or something.

Bob. What happened to 'Nettik'?...I don't know which one of those is worse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Maybe, I guess. I don't like the random 'h' at the end.

Mine is named Nettik. The other one no one picked is named Bob. The grey and white one. And Nettik is an awesome name, dammit!