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[serving_love]

...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

Comments

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I know she's not! The hell do you mean by 'chubby', then?

...I thought you named that one 'Shitty Cat'.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Chubby—jesus, do I need to whack you with a dictionary today? She's chubby! Pudgy. Round. Bigger than the others, just by a bit. I mean, look at Grommet, she's...tiny. Suzume's not.

I did. And then I changed it. Because I like Nettik better.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Grommet's smaller than all of them. And there's nothing wrong with being a healthy size.

...Sounds like a nonsense word to me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You are one way defensive papa, marimo.

It's 'kitten' spelled backwards.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che. No I'm not. It's just the facts, cook. ...And you called my cat fat!

Oh. ...That's weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you definitely are. ...I called her chubby. Because she IS.

Shut up, I like it! I got the idea from Kid. He was gonna call the one we hadn't named yet...Taceht.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

'CHUBBY' IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FAT, SHITHEAD!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how delusional you are lately?

It a less EXTREME version of fat!! And cuter, too!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how goddamn annoying you are lately?

...Che! All babies are round.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, I don't believe you have. Probably because I'm not, you shitty swordsman.

Yes. And yours is just...rounder.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, that can't be why. Because you're the most annoying thing that's ever existed.

That's it. I'm gonna kill you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Impossible, marimo. Since that title goes to you.

Like hell. You can give it your best shot, though.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

It's a 'title' that goes hand in hand with your other title—Prince of Retardia.

Get out here. You're getting your ass kicked in front of the cat you insulted.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's not my title—AND THAT'S NOT MY TITLE EITHER!!

I ain't getting my ass kicked anywhere, shithead, but fine, I'm coming!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That's what you think!

Yeah? Good, we'll see about that, you—...HEY, get back here!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

It's what I think because it's the truth—what? Oi, oi, you're not being a lazy-ass babysitter are you?? Did one get away??!

>.> Whoops, forgot to add part 2

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'The cat' backwards.

Hahaha XD

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yup. So he would be Taceht the Cat. But that's retarded because I don't even know how the hell you're supposed to SAY Taceht.

So I think now he's just...Bob. Apparently.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'Tah-SET'? ...I dunno, it sounds kind of...Alabastan or something.

Bob. What happened to 'Nettik'?...I don't know which one of those is worse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Maybe, I guess. I don't like the random 'h' at the end.

Mine is named Nettik. The other one no one picked is named Bob. The grey and white one. And Nettik is an awesome name, dammit!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Not like it even matters anymore, right. ...But it's better than 'Nettik'.

.............Yours, huh.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Taceht is NOT better than Nettik!!

.....As in. The one I named.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Yeah it is. Nettik doesn't even sound like a cat name. Or any kind of name.

...Hn.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Neither does Taceht! And Nettik LOOKS cooler. ...Anyway, the other one was supposed to be Taceht, Kid didn't have to change it. We could've had a matched set.

...What.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Whatever, you shouldn't be allowed to name anything. Surprised that kid didn't go for that, though.

Nothing.