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...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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Sounds more like jam than leg, s'all I'm saying.

Hn. I'll get you one with marimo on it, how's that.

laskjhfs it doesn't have to sound like leg, that's just what it MEANS.

...Why the hell would I want a shitty marimo tie. Do they even make those? That's something I would get for YOU.

Yeah, well. You're a cook, how should I know what you name your attacks for. Could've been jam.

You wouldn't. That's the point. And I don't wear ties at all.

Well that one isn't, you moron.

You should start. Occasionally. Ties make people look good.

Whatever, I don't speak French.

Nooses. They're pointless. And why would I?

Obviously.

Haven't we already determined that they do have at least one good use to them? And I dunno. We could crash a high-end party or something.

...That's when you're wearing one. ...Right, I'm gonna do that.

It could go both ways.

You should! We should. It might be fun. We could bring Nami-san and Robin-chan and Michiko-chan and Vivi—all the ladies back some jewels and shit!

...Hm. Maybe.

Nami's the cat-burglar. And a 'high-end' party—sounds boring as hell.

I would find it useful.

...Well you should just randomly wear a tie one day just for the hell of it, then. And we can skip the party.

Che. I'm sure you would.

Uh-huh. When hell freezes over.

Fine, I'll just lasso you with one of my own, then.

...What? No you won't.

Wanna bet?

That's a fool's bet.

You just know I'd do it.

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