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[serving_love]

...These kittens are getting pretty damn mobile. They're gonna be all over the freaking place soon.

Anyway, why the hell's it so quiet tonight? Even the sea's quiet, there ain't a shitty breeze or nothing. S'weird. Anyone wanna drink or something? I was thinking of...I dunno, making cookies maybe. Possibly. Who knows.

Either way, I'll be in the galley.

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[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

How the hell should I know! Making their way toward the rail, from what it looked like! Of course I fucking grabbed 'em.

Suzume and Grommet.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Shit, it's definitely time for Franky to kitten-proof...everything.

...Ha, Suzume managed to waddle her way out of the box, huh.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No fucking kidding. ...How does that work, is he gonna put a lining around the rails?

...What the fuck, exactly, do you mean by waddle.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I guess. It'd have to be something they can't climb up.

Waddle. I mean what it means.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Hn. Well, whatever. He's good at his job.

She's a kitten. None of them know how to work their legs proper, yet.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he'll come up with something.

True. She's chubby, though. So she still waddles more than the others. I hadn't seen her climb out of the box on her own yet.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...Chubb—oh screw you cook, she's no such thing!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

She so is! I mean, they all have those round tummies, but I think she's sucking down a little more milk than the others.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make her overweight, shithead! She's just going to have stronger bones than all the rest of that bunch!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't say she was overweight, you moron, just chubby! Nettik's looking like he's gonna be pretty strong, too!!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

They're the same thing! ...Nettik?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They're not! It's not like she's fat. ...Yeah, Nettik. He's the one who was born first, the black and white one.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

I know she's not! The hell do you mean by 'chubby', then?

...I thought you named that one 'Shitty Cat'.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Chubby—jesus, do I need to whack you with a dictionary today? She's chubby! Pudgy. Round. Bigger than the others, just by a bit. I mean, look at Grommet, she's...tiny. Suzume's not.

I did. And then I changed it. Because I like Nettik better.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Grommet's smaller than all of them. And there's nothing wrong with being a healthy size.

...Sounds like a nonsense word to me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You are one way defensive papa, marimo.

It's 'kitten' spelled backwards.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Che. No I'm not. It's just the facts, cook. ...And you called my cat fat!

Oh. ...That's weird.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you definitely are. ...I called her chubby. Because she IS.

Shut up, I like it! I got the idea from Kid. He was gonna call the one we hadn't named yet...Taceht.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

'CHUBBY' IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FAT, SHITHEAD!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how delusional you are lately?

It a less EXTREME version of fat!! And cuter, too!

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

Have I told you how goddamn annoying you are lately?

...Che! All babies are round.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

No, I don't believe you have. Probably because I'm not, you shitty swordsman.

Yes. And yours is just...rounder.

>.> Whoops, forgot to add part 2

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'The cat' backwards.

Hahaha XD

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yup. So he would be Taceht the Cat. But that's retarded because I don't even know how the hell you're supposed to SAY Taceht.

So I think now he's just...Bob. Apparently.

[strayswordsman.livejournal.com]

...'Tah-SET'? ...I dunno, it sounds kind of...Alabastan or something.

Bob. What happened to 'Nettik'?...I don't know which one of those is worse.