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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Catching some bugs?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeeep. Lots and lots of bugs.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Don't you hate bugs?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I despise them.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...

I'm lost.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You're probably better off that way, honestly.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

What did you do?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything, just...sort of backed myself into a corner and declared that I could do something that I really don't WANT to but now I have to. It's a matter of PRIDE.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...And it involves bugs.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yes. Yes, it does.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...What, are you going to eat them?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Maaaybe. Possibly.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...

Coming from you, I'm shocked.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I know, I don't know what the hell I'm THINKING. Except that now it's like a goddamn challenge or something, and I've got a bunch of wimps on my crew.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Whoa, what, they have to eat them too? It was nice knowing you.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They don't HAVE to, I guess. Think half of them would rather starve and that wouldn't really fly.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you thought that'd be a good idea.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Okay, well, good luck with that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Would you have eaten them?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I have before, and...well, to be fair, you could probably cook them better.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You think?

...Wait, you've eaten BUGS before?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're a good cook, we've established this. Don't let it go to your head.

There are a lot of them in the jungle, and it's hard to catch animals when you don't have any traps or weapons. Eventually we just started cooking things that attacked me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but bugs. You never know. I might slip up. ...But it's extremely unlikely.

Ah. I suppose that makes sense.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Our method was "cook them until they stop being alive". You probably couldn't do any worse.