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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

They don't HAVE to, I guess. Think half of them would rather starve and that wouldn't really fly.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you thought that'd be a good idea.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I didn't.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Okay, well, good luck with that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Would you have eaten them?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I have before, and...well, to be fair, you could probably cook them better.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You think?

...Wait, you've eaten BUGS before?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're a good cook, we've established this. Don't let it go to your head.

There are a lot of them in the jungle, and it's hard to catch animals when you don't have any traps or weapons. Eventually we just started cooking things that attacked me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but bugs. You never know. I might slip up. ...But it's extremely unlikely.

Ah. I suppose that makes sense.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Our method was "cook them until they stop being alive". You probably couldn't do any worse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, good point.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Anyway, it turns out most people on this boat know at least something about cooking, so no more bugs for me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's definitely a good thing. So you all aren't starving or anything, then?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

No. Although all Goemon makes is Japanese food, and I'm getting pretty sick of it. But it's food, so...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You should just come back and let me give you a crash cooking course.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know about cooking courses, but Michiko says she's going to turn Zoro into a girl, and I definitely need to drop by for that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

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Say what now?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Funny; I assumed you were in on that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, that one skipped me altogether! The hell. I mean. I knew Zoro was thinking about it but I didn't know Michiko-chan was involved and aljsdhfas he can't do that yet!

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just...because.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Is this about you being gay, because it's only for a week and I had to put up with it too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...What the hell, no. I'm not GAY. It's about quite the fucking OPPOSITE of that, thanks.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Okay, then this should be a good thing, in theory. What am I missing?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to just wait and see if you can figure it out.