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OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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I don't get it. You've been putting up with his bullshit for months and you're not even getting laid!? I thought that was the only reason you could STAND him!

Ding ding ding.

...

Wait, what bullshit?

And it's not like it's—entirely his fault.

The bullshit that is his entire attitude. Even you act like he constantly irritates you.

I don't get it. What's your motivation, here? What's not entirely his fault?

That would be because he does. Like...half the time. Maybe. ...I'm used to it? I've known him for...fuck, I don't even know. Awhile.

The fact that we haven't crossed that particular bridge is what's not entirely his fault! I haven't exactly...been pushing—that's just a whole new level of weird, man.

...You're squeamish.

I don't think I understand what the gain from this situation is.

Squeamish ain't the right word. We're getting there, that's all. But we're not there yet, so it's too soon for him to be a girl!

I-- uh, wouldn't that make it easier?

Do you really think he'd LET me? If we haven't—the other way.

I don't know; how much time do you think I spend thinking about your sex life!? Hint: if the answer is above 0% of my time, YOU'RE COLD.

...Right, sorry. Bit random to have this conversation with you of all people.

Yeah, just a little.

...So you really like him, huh?

You're the one who mentioned what Michiko-chan was planning! Not my fault!

...It's mind-blowing, I know.

I thought you knew! Not MY fault!

...Sorry, it's just weird. When I like someone I tend to, you know, not act like I hate them.

...

Most of the time.

I wish I had! ....I'm glad I do NOW, in any case.

...Yeeeah, evidently we've both got the maturity of an eight-year-old. Thus we're forever doomed to a life of pigtail pulling. It could be worse.

You're inadvertently welcome, then.

...I guess I can understand it a little when you put it that way. Less shouting and more mind games on my part, but. Similar concept.