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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Our method was "cook them until they stop being alive". You probably couldn't do any worse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, good point.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Anyway, it turns out most people on this boat know at least something about cooking, so no more bugs for me.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's definitely a good thing. So you all aren't starving or anything, then?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

No. Although all Goemon makes is Japanese food, and I'm getting pretty sick of it. But it's food, so...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You should just come back and let me give you a crash cooking course.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know about cooking courses, but Michiko says she's going to turn Zoro into a girl, and I definitely need to drop by for that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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Say what now?

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Funny; I assumed you were in on that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, that one skipped me altogether! The hell. I mean. I knew Zoro was thinking about it but I didn't know Michiko-chan was involved and aljsdhfas he can't do that yet!

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just...because.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Is this about you being gay, because it's only for a week and I had to put up with it too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...What the hell, no. I'm not GAY. It's about quite the fucking OPPOSITE of that, thanks.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Okay, then this should be a good thing, in theory. What am I missing?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to just wait and see if you can figure it out.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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I also really don't need him seeing this thread.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Right, great. Look, how am I supposed to--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Uh, know if--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

So-- you--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...How long have--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. You've been putting up with his bullshit for months and you're not even getting laid!? I thought that was the only reason you could STAND him!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ding ding ding.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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Wait, what bullshit?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And it's not like it's—entirely his fault.