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[serving_love]

OI, USOPP. I need your help! Grab the bug nets, we gotta go do something. And fast.

Everyone else, Robin-chan says we need to get the hell out of here, so get moving! We'll be back in like TEN MINUTES.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Funny; I assumed you were in on that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...No, that one skipped me altogether! The hell. I mean. I knew Zoro was thinking about it but I didn't know Michiko-chan was involved and aljsdhfas he can't do that yet!

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Just...because.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Is this about you being gay, because it's only for a week and I had to put up with it too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...What the hell, no. I'm not GAY. It's about quite the fucking OPPOSITE of that, thanks.

[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...Okay, then this should be a good thing, in theory. What am I missing?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to just wait and see if you can figure it out.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

I also really don't need him seeing this thread.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Right, great. Look, how am I supposed to--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

Uh, know if--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

So-- you--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...How long have--

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't get it. You've been putting up with his bullshit for months and you're not even getting laid!? I thought that was the only reason you could STAND him!

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Ding ding ding.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

Wait, what bullshit?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

And it's not like it's—entirely his fault.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

The bullshit that is his entire attitude. Even you act like he constantly irritates you.

I don't get it. What's your motivation, here? What's not entirely his fault?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That would be because he does. Like...half the time. Maybe. ...I'm used to it? I've known him for...fuck, I don't even know. Awhile.

The fact that we haven't crossed that particular bridge is what's not entirely his fault! I haven't exactly...been pushing—that's just a whole new level of weird, man.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

...You're squeamish.

I don't think I understand what the gain from this situation is.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Squeamish ain't the right word. We're getting there, that's all. But we're not there yet, so it's too soon for him to be a girl!

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I-- uh, wouldn't that make it easier?

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Do you really think he'd LET me? If we haven't—the other way.

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[needs-a-plan.livejournal.com]

I don't know; how much time do you think I spend thinking about your sex life!? Hint: if the answer is above 0% of my time, YOU'RE COLD.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

This is seriously the first thing my mind jumps to.

Wow.