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[serving_love]

♥ HAPPY ♥
♥ VALENTINE'S DAY ♥
♥ ~LADIES~ ♥


I want you ALL to be my Valentine!!!! But since I can't spend this day with each and every one of you,
I decided to spread my love by making you all ~CHOCOLATE~ instead!!!

I'm sending some to all of your ships~

Have a wonderful day, my dears!!!!!!

Other assholes - IT'S FOR THE WOMEN ONLY.

Comments

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Are you asking me?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...Ahahaha. You know I'm just being an ass for the sake of being an ass, right?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Yes, because you are never not.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Tch, whatever. Your damn pie's already made.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Is it?

...Oh.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Figured we could have it for breakfast. I can make another one for tonight.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, now I would feel like a heel if I felt that I'd actually done anything wrong in the first place.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I can't even remember what you said, ahahaha.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I basically accused you of being some sort of watered-down incubus.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh right.

...

I'll stick with pretending I don't remember.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You do that.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...So I had someone ask me what kind of stuff around a ship was best to use for lubricant the other day.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

You did?

Do I want to know who it was?

...Or what you said?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

He'd probably flip his shit if I told you his name.

I was gonna throw food stuff at him, but he said his cook had used up everything in the kitchen or something, I don't even know.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Right. Well, it depends on what he planned to use it for - most food items are unsafe for vaginal lubrication, and while plenty of things are fine for anal, especially something like vegetable shortening, which is about the right consistency, a lot of oil-based food products can eat through condoms and make them less effective. If it's for personal use, that shouldn't be an issue - is there something preventing him from buying actual lubricant? Because that's always a safer option, although he should probably be aware that while silicone-based lube lasts longer, it has a tendency to stain and can eat the surface away from silicone toys, so if that's a concern, it's better to stick to water-based...and if he really can't buy any for some reason, his best bet for any purpose is unscented hand lotion, preferably with as few ingredients as possible.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You...are a goddamn walking textbook.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

For the record - he got his hand stuck in a jar.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. Well, you could have said so - I assumed that you were telling me because you needed something to tell him.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but this is funnier.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Anyway, I did the same thing. Told him to go buy some and he was going on about his hand being stuck somewhere and I just had no idea what the hell he was going on about.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Ha. That must have been interesting.

Well, anyway, now you know, in case you need to use that information at any point in the future.

[capt-hungry.livejournal.com]

PIE??????

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

....Yes, Luffy. Pie.