serving_love | (no subject)

I feel like he'd be even less likely to go for something like that as a girl than he would as a guy. He's practically afraid to even do anything with just himself.

I'm sensing sarcasm.

...That's sad.

I can't imagine where you're getting that.

I know! Poor guy. The only thing that made him come around was the idea that he could use it as training or something for George.

Well, should you ever change your mind, as entirely unlikely as that is, yes, I know - there's still some left. Apparently this shit lasts forever.

I don't know what to do with him. He's such a hopeless prude.

So it would seem. Is Zoro going to try it?

It hasn't changed yet, who knows if it ever will.

Mm...so he says. Guess we'll see, though.

It's just frustrating. He can't possibly be happy that way, can he?

That should be...interesting.

Evidently he is! So we should probably just leave it alone. ...Even if he's seriously going to be missing out if he doesn't take advantage of being a girl.

He's turned into a girl before. Not that he remembers it.

Is he, really? It seems like it causes him a lot of stress.

So I've been told.

...Well it probably causes him stress because we give him such a hard time about it.

But yeah. Interesting. It will be.

...Well. There is that.

I take it you're looking forward to it.

He probably would've been completely fine with just waiting till he was married or something.

...Well. I'm not not looking forward to it, but it's not like I'm waiting around for it, either.

...Yes. He would have. I just don't understand it. And I know I shouldn't criticize because it's his choice and it makes him happy, but it makes no sense to me.

Watch: He won't even let you touch him because he'll be so busy trying to find Mihawk and kill him.

Yeah, well, a lot of your views on stuff probably don't make sense to him, either, but he's still gotta put up with it.

That...would be so fucking typical.

...True.

I'm going to laugh if that happens.

Hm. Actually, he's being a little less prudish than normal.

Annnd then I'm going to kick your face in.

Oh? How so?

♥

Girl-on-girl action, man. I'm kinda jealous.

Really? But I thought they-- Really?

...Ah, maybe I should've let them tell you. Oops.

You say it as though they would tell me.

Well, maybe they would. George probably would.

...Hmm.

She didn't seem to mind telling me. They both kind of brought it up at the same time, it was weird.

I'm trying to convince her she should do it again near the galley.

They have a tendency to do that, sort of.

...I'm assuming that means it was relatively tame.

Sounds like it was, yeah. Just kissing, that's what he's telling me.

I am still sorry to have missed it.

Well. You could always be conveniently hanging around the galley when they do it again!

...Because I'm apparently paying your girlfriend to make out with her other boyfriend-who-is-currently-a-girl where I can see. Is that terrible?