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♥ HAPPY ♥
♥ VALENTINE'S DAY ♥
♥ ~LADIES~ ♥

I want you ALL to be my Valentine!!!! But since I can't spend this day with each and every one of you,
I decided to spread my love by making you all ~CHOCOLATE~ instead!!!

I'm sending some to all of your ships~

Have a wonderful day, my dears!!!!!!

Other assholes - IT'S FOR THE WOMEN ONLY.

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...Mm. Guess I can't really talk.

Oh?...Huh. So the nosy person's dream button, then.

Damn straight you can’t.

Shockingly enough, I don’t use it.

...It's kind of amazing nobody's walked in on our should've-been-private threads.

That is shocking.

...Well they might not have been walked in on, but I know some of them have been read.

Don’t feel like having my inbox flooded. I can read them on the post juuust fine.

...What, seriously?

Ahah, so you read them all, anyway.

Yeeep.

Just the interesting stuff!

Do I wanna know by who?

Uh-huh. So you're not seriously going through with this plan, right?

...Probably not.

Er. Possib...ly?

...

...Do I want to know which part you're "..."-ing at?

Both parts. Definitely both.

...Lucci. And probably Usopp, because he's definitely shown up in the middle of some crazy long threads of mine before. Although he must not be paying attention to this one.

And alright, maybe I won't go through with it! Maybe.

...That's just great.

...You're not allowed to talk about other peoples' sketchiness ever again.

Ahah. Well. We usually private stuff EVENTUALLY, at least. Before they get too...you know.

Oh, come on! It's not THAT sketchy! It's...it's two pretty girls! Kissing!! I'm just curious!

...That doesn't help all that much. Whatever. Just have to remember it earlier.

Paying two girls—two nakama—to kiss. When one of them is really a boy. And your best friend. ...Yeah, I think it might be less sketchy to get women whose job it is to do that.

That is the easy solution.

I'm not PAYING them, don't look at it like that!! I'm lending George some money to help her buy that mini-fridge! Which I would do anyway, it's not like she HAS to kiss him. But I think she kind of wants to.

Hn. She wants to, huh...If it's like that, it wouldn't be sketchy—if you weren't gonna spy on 'em without Usopp knowing.

But if he knew then he wouldn't let me see! Probably.

...Perverted love-cook, that's the point. There's no reasoning with your ero-ero head, is there.

I won't look for LONG.

You're hopeless.

Little bit.

......You're warning him??

Since apparently I can't keep you from doing something stupid. Not like I said flat out 'your nakama are planning to spy on you, your girlfriend's in on it, watch out.'

It's just kissing! It's not like some big terrible THING.