serving_love | (no subject)

Haha! No; he won't JUMP! Just don't surprise him, that's all.

Mm. I guess. Did he say anything else to you about it?

Do you talk to him much? I...don't. I mean, at least I TRIED a few times, though. He's...I still don't know what the heck that guy's thinking.

.......Hm.

Not much, aside from the not knowing how to talk to him. He hasn't commented since.

Nope. I don't get him, either. It's like he always holding back or something - he's too polite. Feels fake.

Hm?

...I guess Luffy kind of WAS one of his best friends. Maybe even his best friend.

Yes! Fake! That's it EXACTLY! That's what I've been SAYING! He's still not being himself, right? He's still not being HONEST with us, and we're supposed to be nakama!

He's...not completely horrible...

I'd say he was. Luffy introduced him to the concept of nakama and he's the reason Lucci joined us and all.

Yeah, that's how it feels. It's annoying. I just want him to like...snap and blow up at somebody. Then I can kick his ass and be done with it.

He's not horrible at all!

Yeah. It makes sense. I guess Luffy just...has that effect on people.

...you could always just kick his ass for no reason. Maybe that would break the ice.

...Lemme hold him.

I think several people would wonder what the hell was going on if I just up and tried to break his nose.

OKAY!! You won't freak out when I put him in your hands, right?

...you could say it was to...defend Nami's honor or something. I dunno.

I make no promises. Do NOT go far. If I flip out and throw him in the air, you have to catch him!

...Did he do something to Nami-san?!

You won't! But I'll stay right here, don't worry.

Well...

Okay, no. At least I don't think so.

Right. Okay. ...Tell me when you've given him to me.

Maybe I'll pretend I thought he stole something from the galley.

I figure you'd be able to TELL considering he'll be in your hands before I say anything

You never know. He MIGHT have!

I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, it's better if I keep my eyes closed, then I can pretend I'm not actually holding him-- Shit- Fuck, was that him?! That didn't...FEEL like a bug - what the hell was that??! And. And...where did it go? Er...

...that was just a test run. GOOD THING, TOO. Jeez.

...You startled me!

How could I STARTLE you?? I did a countdown and everything!!!

Well I was EXPECTING Shitty Bug, so...I don't know! Shut up.

...do you wanna try again? Maybe you should keep your eyes OPEN this time.

Alright, alright. They're open. Go for it.

There!!

Not bad, right?

Oh, good call. Should make him get in here and clean up the sugar while I'm at it. Awesome!

I DID try to catch it. My hands were still full of bug, though.

Eh, s'fine, just a dish. And I threw it kind of far. Got sugar all in my hair now, ugh.

I guess it's a good things I didn't use the gravy bowl instead.

Then I DEFINITELY would've needed to kick someone's ass, and you're the only one in here, so.