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[serving_love]

Oi, idiots and lovely ladies~! I just got this letter from Tamaki and it says - well, actually, it’s mostly a bunch of rambling about his dog and what Kyouya had for lunch or some shit – whatever. But at the end of it he said he’s coming for a visit! ...In big bold letters that took up an entire page. Claimed he didn't want me to miss it. Dumbass. Anyway, I don’t know when the hell he wrote it. Goddamn Grand Line and all, he’s probably halfway here already. Or closer. But there ya go, head’s up. My little brother will be here for a bit!

...Think I’ll introduce him to Shitty Bug. Maybe they'll hit it off and he can take him home.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

If I ever kicked you in the stomach and actually meant it, you’d say that really hurt, too.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

It hurts even when you DON'T mean it!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...besides, I think if you kicked me in the stomach and MEANT it, I wouldn't be able to talk afterwards.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Probably not. That’d be the goal, anyway. That’s the entire reason you LEARN this stuff.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just overkill at this point?? You're ALREADY ridiculously good at...beating people up.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

There's always someone stronger out there. Especially on THIS end of the ocean. Better to be prepared.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I guess.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Thus practicing! You ready to have shoes thrown at you?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...I mean. Slippers.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...damn right you mean slippers!

But okay. I guess we might as well try it. You're not still sore?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I got a massage earlier, that shit works wonders.

Out on deck?

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Hm. From Zoro?

Okay. I'll be there in like five minutes.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Of course.

I'm timing you. For each second you're late I get to chuck one of your tools at your head.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

.....hey! Leave those alone!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm WAITING.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I'm on my way, jeez.

...and you BETTER be joking about my tools. If you messed them all up--it's bad enough Lucci thinks it's funny to rearrange them when I'm not there!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

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Oops.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

.........ALL YOU CAN SAY IS OOPS??!?!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I think I'm dying.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You're not dying.

...Are you?

Maybe you should go see Chopper.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I MIGHT BE!!

.....r-right. I should. Go see Chopper.

.........Sanji-kun. Can you carry me?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

You got strength enough to type, I'm sure you'll be able to pull off walking.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...that was my favorite hammer, too.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

........Oops again?

I didn't think it'd go that far!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you actually THREW TOOLS at me!!!! It was just supposed to be slippers! SLIPPERS!!