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[serving_love]

Oi, idiots and lovely ladies~! I just got this letter from Tamaki and it says - well, actually, it’s mostly a bunch of rambling about his dog and what Kyouya had for lunch or some shit – whatever. But at the end of it he said he’s coming for a visit! ...In big bold letters that took up an entire page. Claimed he didn't want me to miss it. Dumbass. Anyway, I don’t know when the hell he wrote it. Goddamn Grand Line and all, he’s probably halfway here already. Or closer. But there ya go, head’s up. My little brother will be here for a bit!

...Think I’ll introduce him to Shitty Bug. Maybe they'll hit it off and he can take him home.

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[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Right. Okay. ...Tell me when you've given him to me.

Maybe I'll pretend I thought he stole something from the galley.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I figure you'd be able to TELL considering he'll be in your hands before I say anything

You never know. He MIGHT have!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, it's better if I keep my eyes closed, then I can pretend I'm not actually holding him-- Shit- Fuck, was that him?! That didn't...FEEL like a bug - what the hell was that??! And. And...where did it go? Er...

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...that was just a test run. GOOD THING, TOO. Jeez.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...You startled me!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

How could I STARTLE you?? I did a countdown and everything!!!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Well I was EXPECTING Shitty Bug, so...I don't know! Shut up.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...do you wanna try again? Maybe you should keep your eyes OPEN this time.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright. They're open. Go for it.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

There!!

Not bad, right?

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

...

...

O-okay, I think I'm done--alksjdhfaks take him back!!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Well. That was ALMOST three seconds. Good job!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I almost just had a heart attack.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my world.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...I guess you can blame Kaku for breaking that, though. If you're still looking for an excuse.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Oh, good call. Should make him get in here and clean up the sugar while I'm at it. Awesome!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I DID try to catch it. My hands were still full of bug, though.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Eh, s'fine, just a dish. And I threw it kind of far. Got sugar all in my hair now, ugh.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

I guess it's a good things I didn't use the gravy bowl instead.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

Then I DEFINITELY would've needed to kick someone's ass, and you're the only one in here, so.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...hey!

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

I would've gone easy on you!

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

You're the one who threw it! Or...would have thrown it, I guess.

[serving-love.livejournal.com]

That's entirely beside the point.

[warriorothesea.livejournal.com]

...always so quick to resort to violence.